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so i’m back after like a millennium

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    more or less, Whirl gave a careless shrug and nodded     before following after Rodimus, tending to her torn up     jacket and letting the cloth materialize back to normal     before they reached the open street.

                                “Where are we going?”

        “ i’m glad you think equally of me and puppies.              but  i  would  NEVER  bite you,  or any other              flesh arm. anyway; case closed,  nothing will              be wrongly  punched today,  morals learned.              let’s go.”

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    “Yeah, because the ones that do find out end up being DEAD.       But if it makes you feel better for poor little puppies, if you had       bitten my arm I’d have punch you in the face too. There’s really       no difference. Bite me and I’ll return a tenfold, buddy.”

        “ okay,  well,  neither is  punching strays.  that               might  actually be  worse. anyway, new rule               of thumb:  do not punch dogs,  do  not punch               cats, don’t punch anything. these guys really               don’t have  any concept  of interstellar travel,               i’ve been BANNED  from  fifteen planets  so               far. let’s not add earth to the list. ”

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    “You saying that you’d let a stray dangle on your arm       while you walked around town? I mean, am I in the       wrong here when I say that that isn’t normal by       human standards?”

                                  defektives​​ liked for a starter

         “ you can’t punch a DOG. ”

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                        or you could end up with a crew that believes in you. ”

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    “Right, because you’re interested in self-centered seekers, am I right?”      oh, he went there with blind intention to provoke. Or perhaps he was      looking for a fight.

                                  ♛ —;; Primus that was good, he wouldn’t                                                have to be confused or D I S G U S T E D                                                 for a cycle.

                                  “Not the only one then, you aren’t                                     a type i’d be interested ever.”                                                                                he grunted. 

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    a scoff. “Don’t flatter yourself, bucket-head.     I’m not interested in you and frankly, you’re not     my type.”

                     ♛ —;; “I doubt that’s what you meant, and now I think                                       you’re just tying to cover yourself from your mistake.                                       Honestly I don’t care, just tell me and then we can go                                       from there.” he vented, closing an optic.   

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brittlesilverlord:

                  ♛ —;; “I know, I had to go in and fix                               the engin – Oh wait that isn’t                               what you mean –” he squinted.

    “What? No! That’s exactly what I mean. Bucket-head if you don’t      vent now you’re going to pass out with all that heat trapped inside      of you and I can’t promise I won’t draw a moustache on your face.”

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Warning

My muse is not always nice. My muse can and will kill. This is in character, and in no way, me against you.  I will warn you. I will explain why my muse behaves like that, if it is appropriate to, timing and plot wise. I will attempt to give you a way out of it. But I will not change my muse’s character for you.  If your muse pisses off my muse, and my muse wants to attack and kill yours, there is only so much I can do to ensure that my muse is still in character. If you do not want your muse to die, please discuss with me.  But if you keep pushing my muse, despite being warned that death is what my muse desire for yours, please face the consequences with no negativity. 

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seriously cyclonus if you want whirl can pick you up and give you a piggy back ride we bros is coo’

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    “Oh Cyclonus please, despite the open invitation I think the only rascal       tall enough to even reach that area is Tailgate. The only thing I’d be       doing if I helped myself would be giving you a piggy back ride and ---       I like being your close friend. I don’t want that relationship to end yet.”

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                        or you could end up with a crew that believes in you. ”

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And just as a reminder to all of my followers:

NSFW doesn’t just mean sexually explicit content; it can also mean:

blood

gore

horror

psychological

and anything possibly largely triggering

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[2015-05-05, 10:09:19 PM] [ ᴍʀ .  ᴩʀᴇꜱɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ]: why do i pick characters that are actually so hard to read??? what the hell rung. you. shit duck [2015-05-05, 10:10:49 PM] ℏ azel .: LOLOL [2015-05-05, 10:10:51 PM] ℏ azel .: SHIT DUCK [2015-05-05, 10:10:53 PM] ℏ azel .: SHIT. [2015-05-05, 10:10:55 PM] ℏ azel .: DUCK. [2015-05-05, 10:11:15 PM] [ ᴍʀ .  ᴩʀᴇꜱɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ]: ??? IF I'M GOING TO BE FOUL???? GET CREA TI VE [2015-05-05, 10:11:15 PM] ℏ azel .: YOU MIGHT'VE AS WELL HAVE SAID [2015-05-05, 10:11:20 PM] ℏ azel .: DUCK VAGINAS [2015-05-05, 10:11:33 PM] [ ᴍʀ .  ᴩʀᴇꜱɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ]: dUCK VAGINAS LMAO

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    “AM I? I never noticed.” Because he was hardly ever generous.      He clicks with a shrug and starts walking to the general direction      of the bar and engines come to hum to life at the mention of the      beverage he so favoured.

        “Ooo. Tell me again, how come we barely drink together?           I mean, besides you doing your thing and all that... as for           me I’ve been saving the universe! You’re really missing           some great escapades when you’re not around, buddy!”

      “Didn’t think you’d be so generous, Whirl —         I think it’s been some time since I dropped         by at Swerve’s, and I’m kind of in the mood         for some Mood Whiplash. What have you         been up to lately?”

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A big shout out to people who make verses to fit in other fandoms. It’s not the easiest thing to do because you never know if it will be accepted or you will get hate for adding a basic oc to a story that has nothing to do with them. It’s tough, I know because I deal with it all the time, but remember, you are great for doing it because it takes a lot to create a place to fit your character in when you are crossing a fandom. Keep doing what you do, and don’t let anyone tell you other wise!