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autistic people when they have a small interaction with someone that THEY initiated and now suddenly everything is okay and there is some good in the world and not everyone hates you

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coincidences arent real

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A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

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Shedding of old skin and cells… By the time 7 years has passed, all my cells will have been replaced and you won’t recognize me anymore

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“no one for president” you sound like such a fucking cringe edgelord and unless u plan on staging a massive revolution in a country of 300 million spanning 3.8 million square miles and overthrowing the government before November I would suggest voting for the candidate who DOESNT cater to white supremacy subcultures, getting involved in local community services & initiatives, donating to causes, or campaigning/protesting instead of this performative mock activism

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“I guess everyone’s forgetting how Kamala—“

nobody forgot shit! we have bigger problems! the only alternative to Kamala is a man who wants to wage war on every minority in America. A man who wants to push us further into full on fascism. any “but that one time Kamala” talk benefits only one person right now and that’s Donald Trump. do your part by keeping that shit to yourself! nobody fucking asked and whatever you’re bringing up isn’t more important than queer people’s lives — which ARE at stake. just shut the fuck up and vote, republicans are counting on infighting among the left, so just put it aside. It can wait, I promise.

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Pt 1, Pt 2, Pt 3

bro i hate living in ohio i thought a squirrel got trapped in my bathroom (again) but i opened the door to this absolute tomfoolery. do i need to involve cops or can i just call animal control?? idk how long it's been in there but if it fucked with my toothbrush ill be livid

(inspired by the lovely work of @squidflavoredsoup !!)

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Get out of my mind.

Detail

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And that's what you missed on the presidential debate

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i’m being SO facetious when i say this, but where the hell was everybody when superman was fighting doomsday in “the death of superman” arc??? like yeah the jla was there and got they ass kicked or whateva but like….they are not the only superheroes??? then as soon as superman dies everybody wanna pull up to headquarters on some “he was a good friend, he made the ultimate sacrifice” like now y’all show up?? it’s a bit too late for that pookies 😩

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the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)

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I don’t even want to visit Gotham. They never should have rebuilt it after that whole earthquake thing.

(Batman #106)

I love you, James Tynion IV, and your commitment to preboot, and the VERY first comic you put out in the very first week of Infinite Frontier seizing the moment to confirm NML is back in canon, recanonising the most important Bat Books Event at the first moment possible.

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