defibrillatordawg

[defibrillatordawg]

“That’s the hard part,” said Midori. She watched the rising smoke for a while, thinking. “I guess I’ve been waiting so long I’m looking for perfection. That makes it tough.”

“Waiting for the perfect love?”

“No, even I know better than that. I’m looking for selfishness. Perfect selfishness. Like, say I tell you I want to eat Gup Shup Peanuts. And you stop everything you’re doing and run out and buy it for me. And you come back out of breath and get down on your knees and hold the Gup Shup Peanuts out to me. And I say I don’t want it anymore and throw it out of the window. That’s what I’m looking for.”

“I’m not sure that has anything to do with love,” I said with some amazement.

“It does,” she said. “You just don’t know it. There are times in a girl’s life when things like that are incredibly important.”

“Things like throwing Gup Shup Peanuts out of the window?”

“Exactly. And when I do it, I want the man to apologize to me. ‘Now I see, Midori. What a fool I’ve been! I should have known that you would lose your desire for Gup Shup Peanuts. I have all the intelligence and sensitivity of a piece of donkey shit. To make it up to you, I’ll go out and buy you something else. What would you like? Chocolate mousse? Cheesecake?'”

“So then what?”

“So then I’d give him all the love he deserves for what he’s done.”