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FOR MEMBERS OF @definite-delusion / Send one to my askbox to see how my muse reacts  Once again, feel free to change pronouns, send this to your group members to break the ice!

Because I really want to explore things with you. (lies down) But I'm too awkward.

Or are we not allowed to establish our own hoe-ness

All this is fishy. __, taste test this for me.

I WANT MY COLD JAIL CELL FLOOR AND COLD JAIL CELL WALL

Titty game so on point, makes a man break protocol.

__  just told __ she has a beautiful bosom.

You started a trend of protagonists I don't really care for: oh look at me I'm so depressed I'm named after a meteorology term, get over yourselves.

Respect your elders!

Respect my left nut!

Urban fantasy represent!

Why are you calling me a staircase?

IM CONTRIBUTING TO THE CONVO SIR

When anything becomes mathy, I die inside.

Numbers make me cry

When science got mathy, I died inside

TURN INTO A SQUARE, ___

He ran into my sword six times

OH MY GOD, UNLOCKING IT IS THE BEST THING.

STAIRWAY TO DAD

Like... Sorry, was I supposed to be offended?

Sorry but I fuck them every night soooooo.

I plead the fifth!

Imma charge ya'll with attempted murder.

If I'm getting a record, I want a legit reason. Not an attempt.

There's literally a jail in my city you can see from the highway the sign says "Put the gun down or pick a room"

aldkfjksksak bold of u to assume I'm not charging in with a sword

I hear jail is nice. You get food, shelter, tv.... No wonder people aren’t learning their lesson.

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FOR MEMBERS OF @definite-delusion / Send one to my askbox to see how my muse reacts 

Let me finish cooking my moogle now, and I'll be online.

Cook that Moogle good

This is my fault entirely. Do I regret this? Not on your fuckin' life.

My first thought was "when you're really into animal fur but like a little BDSM on the side"

Prime Rib Cuts and Butts sounds like a strip bbq joint.

Like Hooters, but BETTER.

he probably thinks ___ is a dinosaur

QUIT GROPING THE DANCERS OR I WILL KNOCK YOU DOWN AND OUT OF THIS JOINT

man, I just chugged like two things of hot coffee and instead of being awake and ready to kick ass I'm tired af and wanna kick my ass into bed

tumblr ate your ass

How could it erase my ass!?

my anxiety is far too big a hoe

But whoops, you guys gotta reach friendship level 20 to unlock the REST of ___ tragic backstory!

You gotta reach level never to unlock ____ sob story

I don't know why but I'll fucking deck a bitch if thye touch me w/o permission

I don't let just anyone hug me

I was just about to say "I'm on it" but ___ has once again claimed superiority.

LIKE A SHOOTING STAR I ZOOM IN AND GRANT WISHES

hey look it's nostalgabitch

TO GAY BABY JAIL.

he just wants to smoke the waky tobacky in peace

watch your fucking language, asshole

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FOR MEMBERS OF @definite-delusion / Send one to my askbox to see how my muse reacts

If Layle's in the car, they can use htumis ass cheeks as secondary airbags.

what u doin that deepthroat is an option

now i wanna change my nickname to airbag asscheeks okay

good gravy what's happening to the fucking chat

and now you may call me Dummy Thicc Airbag Asscheeks or DTAA for short

I vote for Aggro Wolf Fetish

Terra is a THOT. SHE BREATHES SHE IS A THOT

I'm a pagan piece of crap anyway

I was born to go to hell idgaf

Ya'll a buncha dirty ass sinners and should feel awful.

I can't have her kill everyone she sleeps with. Beatrix ain't no black widow.

W h y does everyone have dirty names what the hell did I miss

LESBIANS ARE EVIL BUT INCEST IS PERFECTLY FINE

HOW DO YOU SCREW UP A KEYBOARD SMASH??

tfw u screw up a keyboard smash

Lemons are for lemonade and torture.

death death death, lunch, death death death, quick shower

Awww love you too, daddy

icb ardyn is immediately going to check out the kitchens so he knows if he can make dark lunch

What's so wrong about Sora bummin' it across the worlds in weirdo zipper pajamas?

I cannot believe I missed drunk koko

I never thought I'd see something amazing as drunk Koko

That's some gay ass shit coming out of your drunk ass