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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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The sushi-shaped isopod is a crustacean like no other.

(Image credit: Aquamarine Fukushima)

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eating him

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today, @blackeagleplog turns 24. as much as i wish him a happy birthday he's currently bearing the following burdens:

-vetting campaigns for @gaza-evacuation-funds

-trying to feed several hungry mouths (his own and his family's)

-trying to provide power and internet access to gazan students through @ihyaasociety which he founded

given these hardships, all i can wish for people to ease his pain with a donation. please do so here ♥

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Guy with a gun wins

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We used to dunk on people asking random users on here questions they could’ve googled but now that every single google search gives you an AI generated response it’s actually better for the environment to just ask a random tumblr user and see what they have to say.

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I think it's a sign of good media when you have to reread or rewatch it to get the full experience. First time is for getting your brain blasted by the story and being confused second time is for knowing who's who and what's what and willingly getting your brain blasted again.

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saw this reel and thought tumblr would appreciate it

og caption: “so there’s this trend going around where you put something “that takes the edge off” between your fingers… but the office kind of ran wild with it 😳 my Japanese salarymen are up to no good again 🙏”

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Finally finished up this comic based on this post

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i got bullied for being the anime obsessed class weaboo in middle school which did funny things to my brain because now whenever i make or order japanese food i feel the urge to add on 'not BECAUSE its japanese, i just like it' which is sort of an insane thing to want to clarify. like i'm imagining ordering a pizza and then adding on 'and also i'm normal about italians' quite frankly it opens more questions than it answers.

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ISRAEL KILLED MY BROTHER he died in my arms he kept bleeding in my arms...i can't describe what happened. My soul is tired. I can't believe what happened

My thoughts are confused, I can't write, I need your real support now, my family is now in the hospital, their wounds are serious and their lives are in danger, they need urgent treatment, please all of you contribute to their treatment, donate to pay for the treatment costs... I can't bear to lose more urgent

Donation link here or paypal here Verification here

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Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

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Violet Sorrengail: KYAAA?????? Two dragons??? It's unheard of!!!!!!!!! How will I deal with being so special!!!!!!!!11!!!! I must ask Xaden what to do (´▽`)

William Laurence: ok temeraire hit the second tower

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It makes me sick to my stomach to see the worsening famine in Gaza, not only because it’s such a vile and hateful thing to be happening in the world – but also because of how going hungry as a child can leave permanent physical and psychological marks on people. I work with infants and small children, and even toddlers need at least 1000 calories a day and on a consistent schedule.