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Nathalie Bracconot

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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KATHARINE ISABELLE as Mary Mason AMERICAN MARY (2012) dir. Jen Soska and Sylvia Soska

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Sara Mrad | Hymn to the Harvest

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Also like the way my mum did this shit was straight up insane, but honestly, so many people do this shit where they lie or refuse to give information specifically because they expect to follow the opposite instruction and 'remember' and like mate if you keep your birthday a tee-hee secret and say you don't care don't act surprised when no one calls???

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Wild shit in that vein, too: my mum just straight up refusing to tell me her birthday when I asked as a child, then acting mopey when everyone forgot her birthday. EVERY YEAR FOR 15 YEARS.

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Wild family lore development: someone in my fam is a solid five years older than I was told the last time I asked

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Sometimes colleagues will send you pictures in the most insane of dimensions and you'll just have to look at that and say 'okay'

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Going by OS: Total Party Kill, I need to write the M9 Hunger Games AU that lives in my head rent free after all

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The snails have once more consumed my herbs :(

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Joining the CR rewatch 13 weeks late is the only correct way to watch CR anyway

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Blue meadow

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so, I've been doing that little tapestry quilting project, and I just cut them down to size (as best as I could)

I wanted to make em reversible, which ended up better than I hoped for

All they need now is a border 😅

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Gonna add this so people can reblog it without but;

#Nachtrag, this takes 20 minutes to make and I did the math, a "proper" portion (worth the effort) (so 250g polenta, a litre-ish of oat drink, 100 ml cream, 2 packs of vanillin, two bananas and a spoon of butter) makes over a litre and comes out at about 3,50 euros total at current supermarket prices for bio/brand products. That's why I'm listing it as a quiet little joy. Go mealprep a week worth of breakfasts/lunch treats or feed your whole family/friend group giant bowls of creamy sweet dessert with stuff you have at home anyway and fuck Dr. Oetger & co and their 1 euro 100g pudding cups.

@bookshelfdreams not a picture bc it just went into the fridge and is For Breakfast but we can all picture it in our mind together and go yum:

Extremely easy polenta-pudding recipe for using up that last bit at the bottom of the bag why does this happen every time I buy polenta

You need:

50ish g of polenta

200-250ish ml of milk/milk-replacement-drink of your choice/water if you are my grandma

a pack of vanillin sugar

a pinch of salt

Optionally/to taste:

replace ca. 50 ml of your fluid with cream/vegan cream

a bit of butter

cinamon

a geriatric banana (smashed) or a few spoons of some other fruit sauce

alternatively freshly chopped mint + lime juice + sugar (skip the vanilla for this and watch that your cream doesn't curdle)

chia seeds + some more milk for chia pudding

random stuff you found in the fridge/on your window sill/balcony for decorating like a berry or some mint leaves I'm not your boss

realize you should have soaked the chia an hour ago

smash your banana in a bowl. slowly heat the milk + butter + cream in a pot, mix in the spices and the banana mush

put in the polenta, bring to a boil for 0.1 second while stirring like crazy, take off the heat

break up any clumps, let sit for 10 minutes, occassionally stir

pour into glass container(s) and let cool

put some chia pudding on top if you want to feel fancy or want to keep the top from drying out overnight

This makes 1-2 portions, but I put mine in Korngläser (/big shot glasses), which makes 3-4, and have one for breakfast or with tea every day As A Treat. But, like. It's polenta. Use a whole bag, a big glass of apple sauce and 2l of oat milk and you have yourself a potluck entry.

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On further consideration: Every single child psychologist who I ever spent more than half an hour with deserves to loose their job actually

Sorry lol sometimes you have your morning coffee and rearrange your worldview on like twenty+ different I Should Probably Bring This Up With My Therapist memories

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Sorry lol sometimes you have your morning coffee and rearrange your worldview on like twenty+ different I Should Probably Bring This Up With My Therapist memories