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lil fun headcanon idea on tco's pacman mouth

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'Tis but a relevancy post.

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Okay okay, Purple gets his Mcdonalds. This post is purely fluff and nothing else-

SIKE!! YOU CAN'T HAVE FLUFF PIECE WITHOUT ANGST IN THIS HOUSE

You ever think about how Mango never actually properly grieved his son and how he doesn't even have a physical body to grieve over? Well now you do!

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Green kill list

Bob

Purple's blue parent

Dark (if he's alive)

King (I'm watching you)

Red (ate my nachos)

Blue (put netherwart in my cake)

Orange (interrupted my sick guitar solo)

Yellow (TNTed a sculpture I made)

Red (drank my last can of energy drink)

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version without filter

original image

had late night motivation that disappeared halfway through

i couldn't stop thinking abt the original image the entire day so i had to draw it

to be fair, i could easily see cho and dark switching positions here, this was just what felt more obvious to me :D

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nice profile picture, can u maybe draw yellow? maybe?

Shhh he’s thinking

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if Tumblr will not get it popular I will draw p*rn with joff bezos and zack snyder

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my design for red! (which is likely to change because I am very inconsistent)

i like to think of red as a fistfighter, which is why I gave him hand wraps. his default ones are these plain black ones.

i also like to think that he customises his own hand wraps with stuff he likes. he probably designs them himself but might get second to actually draw them.

i just think that it would be really funny to get beat the fuck up by this red dude and the last thing you see before you get knocked out are these cute af little pink kittens smiling back at you.

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... *gives Dark a small ticket. It's an invitation for an exhibition with spiders* from one spider lover to the other, you're one of my favourites. Have fun!

To the Anonymous who asked. Dark thanks you very much. He gets a plushie and hat too : 3

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My favorite part about King as a character is his ability to be showcased as both an extremely dramatic character as well as an ultimate comic relief

Also, don't mind Sonic level of speed in uploads, i actually am quite slow when it comes to art, i just have a ton of stuff that got stacked over the past year.

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A little something silly - what if the elevator broke down while the Mercenaries were inside at the end of Wanted.

Primal: I’m going to tear the doors open.

Striker steps in front of her.

Striker: No. The elevator doesn’t belong to us. If we break the doors we’d have to pay for it.

Primal: They’re going to have to break the doors anyway.

Striker: Yes, but then they’ll be responsible for it and we won’t have to pay for it.

Primal: They have an hour.

Striker knows that Primal has no way to tell time. What she’s actually saying is that they have until her patience runs out. Primal settles down cross-legged in the far-right corner of the elevator.

Bit has started tapping a rhythm on the walls, sounds like Mario music.

Logo looks at the spot where the doors close. They turn themselves on their side and try to slide through the gap. They stop halfway.

Bit: (still tapping - now it’s Pokémon music) Why’d you stop?

Logo: We’re between floors.

Striker: Well, come on back in then.

Logo: I can’t. I have no leverage. I’m stuck.

Logo is very sharp when they’re turned like that, so the mercenaries cannot pull them back in.

Bit is still tapping. Striker pauses him.

Primal immediately breaks from her meditation to swat Striker.

Primal: We agreed not to do that to each other.

She unpauses Bit. Bit has now begun humming in addition to tapping.

Logo wiggles a little, clearly trying to get back in the elevator.

Logo: Oh, looks like someone’s coming!

The elevator squeals at it begins to move up, accompanied by the sounds of metal scraping metal.

Logo: Pull me in, pull me in!

The mercenaries grab Logo as carefully as they can and pull him back in.

The elevator doors are pried open moments later and the mercenaries all walk out as a unit, acting cool and ominous once more.

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You realize you should’ve done something about the spiders in your attic before they multiplied, gained intelligence and started a civilization. Recently they started worshipping you as their deity.

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Currently in maximum security

You can no longer find Red cute.

It is now illegal.

🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓

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Some Dark and Chosen things feat. KO

linkie: https://twitter.com/desperateannie/status/1213140242619944966

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Link link: https://www.tumblr.com/fighting-back-sometimes/187578335708/infinite-bananas-phillymadeleek-eearth?source=share

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Probably the grey stick at the desk who is definitely and clearly not Victim:

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Adult website and period tracker