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Wait what's that? He's selling copper?? He's swapping samples???

Your boyfriend starts mumbling in Latin in his sleep and it scares the hell out of you but upon translation he’s introducing himself, inquiring on the price of grain, attempting to sell dormice, brainstorming silly Saturnalia gift ideas. In his sleep he somehow becomes a 1st century BC plebeian, of modest means but with a pleasant outlook on mundane life.

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Googled max Planck dick size, absolutely gutted that I can't post this on twitter cause this dude who i asked for a referral follows me there

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When you see someone posting pictures of a great day they had, when you see smiles, when you see a picnic, a breakfast, love, the sky, when you see hearts on a plate, when you see them running freely, when you see your friend having a good time, when your heart is with them, when your small room grows slightly and becomes slightly warmer, when you are in love with strangers, when

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There seems to be a weird idea in status quo that so many people seem to believe. That if you do something that brings you joy right now, but has a possibility of leading to bad outcomes later, you are doing it wrong. That it's irresponsible or immature.

But like I know what's making me happy right now? And have absolutely zero idea if such a thing would even exist later?

I can't see the future but I believe you when you say it's bleak. Fortunately the present isn't.

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Einstein (daddylonglegs, 1915)

i think you should be allowed to cite scholars who are bad people but only if you put the word (oof) or (yikes) after their name

like Parker (yikes, 1989) or Obbink (big oof, 2007)

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Sacré Bleu! The Smallest Act of Kindness????????

✨✨🥰 not on my watch 🥰✨✨

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Me:

Me when people are kind to each other and show empathy without hurting themselves either or putting themselves down: :)

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You guys think god is not spiteful but I literally thought in 6th grade that the education system was unbalanced because it required you to go to school and if just everyone could stay home and learn remotely we'd all be better off, and here we are

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Wh- what does this mean? What is it trying to communicate.

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It's fascinating how we as a society look for advertisements to guesstimate a culture. Every major science fiction will always, as a rule, pan over the billboards and TV screens to familiarize its audience with the present the world lives in. From the region's attire to how liberal its representation is to how much resources it can spare to maintain them. Ads are the cheapest and the fastest report of the state of a nation.

And yet we have this

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Don't cops have to celebrate celibacy or something?

my politics are fuck cops and pay teachers more

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Why not

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"Can you pass me the paprika, dad?"

*coughs* ahem *coughs*

"Sigh can you bless the rains down in paprika, dad?"

You got it, son.

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AU where all the emos turn into vampires

Randomly in a conversation, people start singing G-notes. The wooden steaks are carved in the shape of a G.

All but the tone deafs survive.

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Who’s your friend who likes to play?

BING BONG BING BONG

His rocket makes you yell hooray

bing bong bing bong

Who's the best in every way, and wants to sing this song to say

bing *curls up in a ball* *rocks slowly* bong                                         bingbong

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Being called a 'sir/ma'm' as a 6 year old was the most awkward thing I have ever experienced. 6 y/os are so not prepared for that kind of respect

"Please call me Nathan, haha, 'sir' is my dad."

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Something of sticks