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a detailed list of things i hate
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.
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Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La
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The solution to ableism isn't for me to "stop calling myself disabled", it's for everyone to stop treating "disabled" as a bad word
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On a splendid walk!
I finished making this guy, v inspired by @slocotion, old clown dolls, and Vanessa Stockard. I'm not sure what to call him, Timothy, maybe!
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two bros, both alike in sexuality
in a hot tub, where we lay our scene
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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
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new expression "that is peas to me" for when you want to denigrate the status of a large number. Like for example $16,000 is peas to me." or "$20,000? That is peas to me."
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TASKMASTER 19.05 • Maybe We're the Monsters
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i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby
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one episode and mat is already on some ivo graham shit
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Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE

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