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this will happen to you if you sexualize minors

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“lgbt people are allowed to hate religion and u can’t call them out for it”

nah. im allowed to be like, distrustful and wary of and even hate christianity specifically, b/c i come from a christian background. 

that doesn’t mean that 1) im allowed to give lgbt christians grief or 2) im allowed to be islamophobic or antisemitic 

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Most heroes of progression are never mentioned in history books.

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Best man on the job.

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god I wish I was a feral hamster

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Kermit the Frog, 1977 

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cast noah centineo as ash ketchum you cowards

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from now on the system is gonna skip from 68 notes straight to 70 just to be safe

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its december third and i just gotta ask all of you one question

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my parents……..Were Right

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cards against humanity not only buying part of the U.S border to stop trump from building the wall between the U.S and Mexico but also hiring a law firm specializing in eminent domain with the intent of making it harder and more expensive for the government to build the wall has got to be the boldest move in this stupid simulation we’re living in. not all heroes wear capes

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People keep saying that Detective Pikachu is going to have the obligatory almost-swear-but-cut-away-last-second joke, and it almost certainly is going to do that

But I can’t stop thinking about the fact that the movie IS PG-13

Meaning they can get away with saying fuck once and keep it PG-13

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calling ur dad “my father” is just the socially acceptable way of saying “my dads a bastard and i hate him”

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YAS! 🙌

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dear person who aggressively stormed into the cubicle next to me and started peeing angrily: are you ok

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listen my man it doesn’t matter how many times you shriek you need a healer I am a delicate little music boy and you need to stay close to get your healing not charging into danger so you better jingle jangle back into the love zone or I’ll push your ass off a cliff

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