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‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

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ah! didnt see u there! u caught me indulging in one of my most fascinating interests as of late. its called a "dictionary". *turns page and softly chuckles* oh, this is clever...

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farmers market haul thats right we got lions mane ass we got sourdough we got dick vein sweet potato

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dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

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they’re saying the next popemobile will have machine gun turrets and be programmed to keep him alive at any cost

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umm fucking sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff ??? ? (x)

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this is where the magic happens

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birthday wish

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I follow this lady on instagram who rescues cats, and i have been thinking about this video for literal months. behold the transformation of this wretched little beast

(x)

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putting ”this photo is within tumblr community guidelines 🤓☝️” in the caption of your softcore tranny tumblr porn makes me sad thinking about institutional transmisogyny when i should be thinking about how cool it would be if *i* was the one getting crushed by a big cartoon anvil (sexual) or whatever

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i am not immune to the post office special stamps

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Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

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TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

via reddit.com

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are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel