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What if humans were created so that we can grow and advance so that we can create alien species? We are just instinctively curious about life and how we can CHANGE it! Why would we be programmed to tamper with life if our purpose wasn’t to help make new species.

Think about it… we have grown and learned to have other things (like other people and machines) to make our products. And if we are made in Gods image, then why would he/she/it make us so inquisitive?

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“What were you thinking?!” Excuse me?! You have the audacity to believe I thought any of this out? You human, are an audacious bigot!

#no plan #I will fuck everything up #And make it YOUR problem!

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What if the AD time we live in is just.. the post apocalyptic world that was born after the “Great Disaster” which changed and destroyed everything including restarting the year back to Year One.

#LifeisanAnimeplot #ThinkOutsidetheBun

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The Lethal Injection in prison is basically your government and peers deciding ’vote to kick’ 🤷

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Is Cardi B’s full name Cardigan Backyardigan?

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So glad I lived long enough to see the Anime revolution.

I remember as a young chick, if you watched Anime, you were gay and girls wouldn’t give you the time of day.

Then one day in 2017 all men got together and decided; “No! I love my waifu 2D is not worse”

And all women are like “Just throw it in with Star Wars… it’s his hobby.”

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Just had a great conversation with my cat. We discussed the following:

1.) He is a little baby

2.) He knows he is a little baby

3.) The fact he is cute

4.) The origins of his cuteness

5.) Why he is so little and long

6.) Details about why he is a good boy

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Poll Time!🎉

What the fuck?

A) is C?

B) is C?

C) is bread?

D) is C?

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is it halloween yet?

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So have you ever even walking like humans do

And THEN…. Bread

Awwww fuck!

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P.M. Seymour has 100% got me on this app.

Now. Where is my funny?

You promised!

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The Art! It can be done!

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Now accepting small donations of shiny objects. Anything will do, just has to shine like the windows on our human buildings.

This is for science.. I swear.

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I love normal human things like Water, Plenty of sunlight and good fertile soil

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I just sneezed so hard, my soul left my body.

I saw God guys….

Tbh, kinda got a gay vibe

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Why do dogs know time? Like my dog knows when I get home… everyday right on time. I’m scared guys!