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Me, speaking incomprehensibly about my niche interests

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Knowledge is empowering

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Look at this goofy fucker pretending to be a writer. GET OUTTA HERE

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occasional posts from users

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I don't know what paddington is doing on that list, but it made me think of the time someone drew a picture of the queen with paddington after she died, and we had scores of people losing their minds at the idea that paddington bear wasn't the same kind of communist as them

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3 signs a wizard has inflicted a curse on you:

vibrator dies mid use

roll a shitty joint

realize part way through your favourite song you weren't paying attention

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Pussy Hair Denser than a Grill Brush

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society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees

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the nuisance of our language is stunning

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I'm only mildly morally outraged by taylor swift. She's kind of the poster child for rich blonde white women but she's not the worst one yknow. She's like the hillary clinton of pop music but I'm grateful that she's not a politician. I do find her lyrics and the way swifties act about those lyrics REALLY funny though. God bless

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Penguin escapes killer whales by jumping onto a boat.

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the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight

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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"