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i imagined they were the most delectable delicious orbeez caramel sour delicious desserts

Every time I heard “ sour apple petites” in The Lunar Chronicles, I always thought of them as being basically edible Orbeez.

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*vague hysterical gesturing*

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"the abused become the abusers"

no, peeta mellark, percy jackson, and aaron warner would never.

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she is me

Ms. Taylor understands us.

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when the fandom is nonexistent 😔

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that scene in cinder where she asks kai to run away to europe with her—and when kai says that sounds like the best thing in the world—and for a second they can just pretend

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Let 👏 Scarlet 👏 Benoit 👏 Say 👏 Fuck

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rip leo valdez you would have loved brainrot tiktok

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I just know Johanna's the kind of friend that makes the most wet gagging noises when Peeta and Katniss even make eye contact in front of her

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life is horrible. but i can reread the lunar chronicles.

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i love them all smmm

So I’m reading the lunar chronicles and, as of most of the way through cress, I gotta say I love the men.

It’s just like

Jacin - hot asshole who will probably be important next book but this book has just existed. He hasn’t even made friends. Literally no one here likes him.

Thorne - wannabe Byronic hero but he hasn’t actually done anything selfish or bad boy. He’s just unfailingly patient and acts like some sort of team mom.

Wolf - the most Tortured Boy (tm) you can be, wavering between mindless violence and catatonic meltdown. Edward Cullen wishes he was this guy.

Kai - damsel in distress. That’s it. He’s had 3 books, and he hasn’t managed to play an active role in his own life yet, he’s basically a virgin sacrifice waiting to be rescued from a dragon.

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real

kaider withdrawal is going crazy rn

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oh also nothin on you

kai definitely dedicates bruno mars songs to cinder. like their whole relationship is bruno mars. talking to the moon is literally them. just the way you is kai to cinder . marry you?! kai literally all of winter

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rip aang you would’ve been an ipad kid

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i will never EVER forgive the directors of the hg movies for not including the roof scene in catching fire

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reading Kai chapters in scarlet and cress is so funny because half of it is him wanting to bang his head against the wall because he has to deal with levana and the other half is him saying that he should not think of cinder, while continuing to think of cinder