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Doing alright

You?

Good :3

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THAT SUPPOSED TO SAY ASLEEP

GOOD MORNING BY THE WAY

OHHH ABDHDJDD HAI :3 GOOD MORNING HOW ARE YOU

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Good. Supposed to be android though lol

HELLA :3

Oh :0?

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How are you?

Keeping well, I hope.

IM GOOD :3 YAH making a Legally Distinct Anon,,, /silly

How are you tho :0?

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esoteric form of roleplay where instead of actually roleplaying you just make up characters together and discuss in abstract how they'd interact and how their story would go

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Ouu chat spapspspspssppspspspsa

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Are you currently resting?

Currently not, at work </3 but I'm chilling :)

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*opens door at what seems to be a bad time*

:0

Hello :3 JSJSJDJDS

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Ouuu :3 hai chat :3

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Suffer >:)

"Well, yeah! I do that, every day, for every single drop of blood I've spilt! But you're just BOTHERING me. Swear to God, you're lucky... You look the type to not die easily. If you weren't, and you were a regular-ass guy, I'd have gutted you by now..."

*he puts his hands on his hips, growling.*

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Angel? Nahhh

*Walks through wall*

"Fuck me, you're even WORSE."

*He grumbles, clenching his fists.*

"I can't even go out and stab a guy... Something's keeping me in here."

*he paces.*

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Becuase I like watching you suffer.

So bleh.

"God, another one of you fuckin' angels of punishment or whatever..."

*he stands up and growls, walking past you, to another room.*

"ALREADY paying for my sins being here."

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How about no >:3

"Jesus, you got anywhere to be??? Why do you gotta bother me? You're already making my purgatory more hellish by just being around!"

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*Warner bros. They're removing looney tools >:(*

Im many things :)

(ohh)

"Well, I sure as hell don't wanna find out what else you are. Scram. Get outta here."

*He gestures with his hand, huffing.*

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:D

*i had some fun watching some old toons. Also speaking of Toons. Still pissed at WB.*

"...what kind of fucking creature are you to just do that nonchalantly??? I mean, I'm inside a giant furry robot suit, but really, what the FUCK was that???"

*Salvage gives you a disgusted glare.*

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*pops arms off watches them snake away then reattach myself like im a weird after loony toon.*

:D go on Willy. Go on.

*He leans away from you, taken by surprise.*

"Holy shit- what the FUCK are you???"

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Oh its Willy.

Gotcha. Not in much danger. :)

*sprays holy water in face.*

"gAH-"

*He turns his face, hissing.*

"Fuck are you doing?! Swear to God, I'll snap your arms off your shoulders and beat you with them if you keep this shit up!"