defonotmoony
defonotmoony
mason/ethan | he/him
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just kind of messing about tbh || enjoyer of The Horrors™
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defonotmoony · 3 hours ago
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defonotmoony · 4 hours ago
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defonotmoony · 4 hours ago
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Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!
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defonotmoony · 4 hours ago
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“women don’t have the capacity for misogyny” have you ever met a mother
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defonotmoony · 4 hours ago
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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
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defonotmoony · 4 hours ago
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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defonotmoony · 4 hours ago
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Asexuals were always part of pride and it really fucking shows when people think it's a recent term.
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defonotmoony · 5 hours ago
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every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year
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defonotmoony · 1 day ago
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congrats on 2 subscribers for my fave queen
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defonotmoony · 1 day ago
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spoilers for camp here and there ep 37
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I AM GOING TO SHAKE BLUE UNTIL PENNIES COME OUT OF HIS EARS
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defonotmoony · 1 day ago
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Funniest (fantasy) way to find out you're trans I think. Assigned male by ancient prophecy
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defonotmoony · 2 days ago
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defonotmoony · 2 days ago
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Hope for the democratic party?
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defonotmoony · 2 days ago
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they match....
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defonotmoony · 2 days ago
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defonotmoony · 2 days ago
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love ur username every time i see a post by you im like banger take by gaytricorder
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ty it’s all in a day’s work for gaytricorder
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defonotmoony · 2 days ago
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those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.
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