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New Challenge!! Is the man on my dashboard

a) Jesus Christ

b) Odysseus

c) Jayce Talis

d) Jonathan Sims

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ouuuaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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sound on

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Fourteen and his sonic shields (again) 😌

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It’s interesting how diseases rip through schools at incredible speeds despite being in an arguably modern, clean(ish) environment. I wonder if it has something to do with the whole “you need a doctor’s note to excuse your absence of even one day” combined with the average price of going to a doctor, the lack of education on things like “you’re still contagious even after the fever goes away”, and the overwhelming message of “if you don’t struggle through it, you’re a failure!”

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Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

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Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!

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“women don’t have the capacity for misogyny” have you ever met a mother

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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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Asexuals were always part of pride and it really fucking shows when people think it's a recent term.

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every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

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congrats on 2 subscribers for my fave queen