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A very dangerous game, you know what I'm talking about every us English teacher made us read that book

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Oh of course he loves trump, what do you think the brain damage does silly

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As the resident ghoul you have to dress up in white and black make up and lurk around the house whenever guests are over, if someone's selling windows stareeeeee when they see you disappear, if someone's over for movie night, whenever a big jump scare happens after they think they're safe, is when they're the most vulnerable, you know the plan, all you must do, is ghoul
My favorite part was when they said it's ghoulin time and ghouled everywhere
(also congrats on your roommates, it's really heartwarming that they invited you to live with them too, I hope you enjoy the new place :3 )
My roommates got married last week and said today that they’re planning on moving to somewhere else in the city, and asked me to move with them when they do.
Which I appreciate so much, they’re both fantastic roommates and I really don’t want to try and find another place on my own, but also. Jesus Christ what a look. “Hiii we’re the Thompsons, we just moved in down the street, that’s my husband and that’s the ghoul who used to live in our basement”
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Damn I'd learn Chinese for that
Too bad I'm too dumb to get into Harvard

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Yes we need more stuff like this, rage against Israel, rage against the machine (omggg)


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Good I want them in the grave, go get cruisers :D

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I LOVE MY GF SO MUCHHHHH
AHHHHHHH
okiiii energy out :3
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