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She knew what she was doing. Note her finery. The smile she has. The look at the seer as she walks away. She knows that her vengeance will be had via ragnarssons

I always wanted Asluag dead, but not from being shot in the back after surrendering 

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Do you know nothing of Viking culture?

Feuds and grudges would often fester below surfaces for years before revenge was enacted. This is a clear example.

And how exactly are they abuse victims? Jesus fucking christ you fuck

Apparently Michael Hirst thought it was a good idea to have a storyline in which Lagertha trying to usurp Aslaug for no clear reason and has now killed Aslaug off via Lagertha….  

The man’s an utter fool. He had a great thing going with Vikings, he had alot of positive female interactions and characters who had great arcs and interesting plot lines. He’s literally destroyed his own show by turning it into the fuckboy narrative of women hating women and falling into the idea that people like “dark” “edgy” plot lines. 

I feel I’m about done with this show. Hirst managed to ruin everything I actually liked about the show this season. He pitted two abuse victims against each other, over the man who abused them and then had one kill the other. That’s a disgusting thing to do in general. 

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She's gonna die.

So Lagertha is only half-honourable. Not honourable enough to keep her word about giving Aslaug safe passage but honourable enough to give Aslaug a worthy funeral.

Long live Aslaug! The one true Queen of the Norsemen!

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Have you met her sons? Have you met Ivar? You see that smug look she gave the seer? Lagertha signed her death warrant.

Aslaug: Let me leave here in peace

Lagertha: I understand

Me: BITCH DON’T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT VIKING OR EVEN FAE LORE SHE DIDN’T AGREE TO ANYTHING WHY YOU TURNING YOUR BACK?

Lagertha:

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As mentioned earlier

How To Spice Up Your Bedroom: invite a priest to have a threesome

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You know what's funny? How under Aslaugs rule Kattegart has become a thriving trade center. Under Ragnar it wasn't much. And Lagertha, whelp she lost her earldom, had a pretty low opinion rating for a while there.

Aslaug is clearly the most competent Norse ruler.

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You know that Rag and Lag are supposed to be in their 50s at this point. Ragnar is showing his age a bit, but she's still got it.

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Not really. Stop projecting current moral values to a different time period/culture. Dying in battle or dying in childbirth is the only way to enter paradise. And in paradise you fight all day and sup in mead halls with all your war buddies.

Also what has Ivar done? Murdered a kid as a kid? Shown to be very deadly? Crawls around gathering intel to further his position? Yeah he's angry, but thats probably because had he not been ragnars son he would've been murdered at birth. He gets zero respect and is constantly an outsider. He's just an ambitious Viking. Like Ragnar or rollo. Who've kill how many innocents? Come on.

Better be careful Ubbe, Ivars an actual literal psycho…

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Historically he was noted as being impotent. Although this could also mean he was asexual which wasn't really a concept easily understood at that point in time.

Just because Ivar’s legs don’t work don’t mean his dick don’ work either. 

Share the love, brothers! 

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Not really big news. Hell Ragnar is as well. Remember how they invite Athie to bed with them?

LAGERTHA IS BISEXUAL!! I REPEAT LAGERTHA IS BISEXUAL!!!!

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More of Ivar trying to fit in and not being able to. He's an outsider. That makes him angry. Ragnar sees this as a perfect mold for his successor.

i don’t know how I feel about a whole portion of this episode being dedicated to ivar getting laid.

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Odin the All-Father was also known as the gallows lord. He was hung for days while he learned mysterious shit and magic. So idk what Ragnar was thinking but seeing as he claimed to be Odins son maybe he was trying to follow his dad and get some cool powers. And Odin was all like "nah man, God train up your sons to be bigger badasses and give them reasons to completely and utterly destroy England"

RAGNAR NOOOO

Fun Fact: In Norse mythology, ravens were Odin’s messengers and Odin sometimes turned himself into a raven. Sooooo

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Historically speaking he's probably one of the biggest badass Viking leaders, totally overshadowing his dad. So like imagine rollos brutal ax crazy with Ragnars cunning and devious intelligence with a mix of his moms crazy.

Warning to Ragnar’s other sons:

Ivar is not to be fucked with. That motherfucker is crazy.

Why do I get the feeling some of the most brutal kill scenes this season will be by Ivar?

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💛

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at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

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Trevor breaks down the presidential race between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

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So it's been like 4-5 months since I had the procedure and started working overnights. I went to the gym today and I feel completely destroyed. Throwing trucks all night and heading into the gym to squat/deadlift/shoulder press myself into oblivion. Now it's a matter of being consistent. And you know trying to figure out the ideal time to go. It's so packed before work. And after I'm just so exhausted I don't feel like I get a good workout in.