(was talking about ex being an ass)
me:Wahhhhhhh
me:PULL HIS DICK OFF AND THEN MAKE HIM CHOKE ON IT!!!
me:brb mom is home
best friend: I love how raged about pulling his dick off then casually said brb like you werent talking about a planned mass murder!!!!
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Friend: I WILL CUT OFF HIS NIPPLES!!!
me:... but I like his nipples...
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