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Send in “Tis only a fleshwound” for my muse to have a limb chopped off.

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            { 💀 } Oh. Perhaps Tanya had said a bit too much in her attempts to be better than Maxwell. She had been living in this world for 11 years, why was she still calling herself a salaryman?!

“It... Is... a term unique to my particular army! Yes! It is... another term for major! I don’t particularly use it a lot, but my men seem to enjoy the name, so I humor them at times. Simple as that.”

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             { 💀 } “Ha, not likely. I already let you get me into debt once, and a good salaryman doesn’t let such a thing happen twice. If I have any curiosities about you from here on out, I will find out the answers through non-direct means, so as to not have to bother with asking you questions. You may play yourself up as being intelligent and mysterious, but I assure you that you aren’t all you’re cracked up to be.”

“Oh? Is that so? Well, then I guess you have garnered more curiosity in me now more than before! Heh… well at the same time, I don’t mind accruing any debt from you, Miss Tanya, but let me ask you… salaryman? What a most peculiar term you say there. Are you not a soldier? What sort of military term is salaryman then?

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             { 💀 } “Ha, not likely. I already let you get me into debt once, and a good salaryman doesn’t let such a thing happen twice. If I have any curiosities about you from here on out, I will find out the answers through non-direct means, so as to not have to bother with asking you questions. You may play yourself up as being intelligent and mysterious, but I assure you that you aren’t all you’re cracked up to be.”

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            { 💀 } “I suppose I can respect that. I don’t see the use in it, but I respect that others might. By the way, you said I owed you an answer to a question. That was a question, and I answered it. Ergo, I remain debt-free.”

“Oh, so you are, so you are. How clever of you, Miss Tanya. But then again, curiosity is a powerful thing. You’re certainly more than meets the eye, and I am for certain that you still have some burning questions about me. You’re going to have to incur debts eventually. Easily paid off by someone like yourself, I can imagine.”

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            { 💀 } “Just wandering around without purpose, huh? Hmph. People like that make no sense to me. If you’re going to walk around someplace, walk around with an idea of where you want to go. People without direction annoy me.” Tanya said with a bit of an attitude. Was it possible she was making too big a deal of this? Yes, absolutely.

“But whatever. I suppose if that’s what you want to do, I can’t stop you. I hope you find... something that will interest you.” The girl added with a shrug. “If you do need directions from here on out, don’t bother asking me.”

“You need directions or something?”

First meeting {Sentence Starters}

 Sucy paused and turned to look down at the stranger with an indifferent expression. This little girl couldn’t have been thirteen years old! Could she really navigate around-… the young witch assumed this was a large city; she wasn’t exactly sure since she just arrived.

 Never the less, she decided to turn down the blonde’s help. After all, Sucy was never one who particularly enjoyed company. “No thank you. I’m not looking for anything specific.”

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            { 💀 } “I suppose I can respect that. I don’t see the use in it, but I respect that others might. By the way, you said I owed you an answer to a question. That was a question, and I answered it. Ergo, I remain debt-free.”

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             { 💀 } “Debt is a word you learn to avoid in my profession. But whatever. I suppose I’ll play your game for now.”

“Well good for you then, for being such a good sport, pal. But yes, why do I wear eyeliner? Eye shadow, and what not? Why I say it helps me look more expressive, don’t you think? And who doesn’t love an expressive face, Miss Tanya?”

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   “I could tell you, Tanya, but then again, you’d owe me an answer to any question I have. Care to incur a debt?”   

             { 💀 } “Debt is a word you learn to avoid in my profession. But whatever. I suppose I’ll play your game for now.”

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❛ my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes. ❜

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              { 💀 } “…Honestly, the first question that came to mind when I heard that is ‘why do you even wear eyeliner in the first place.’”

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           { 💀 } “Oh, my. Not five minutes on this wayward rock and we already have a volunteer.”

“Soldiers! Do your jobs!”

“Major, with all due respect...”

“This sounds like insubordination.”

“He just turned an entire squad into a pile of limbs.”

“And that sounds like it’s not my problem.”

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        { 💀 } “I don’t care about any ‘burden’ I have to shoulder. This is one of my many duties, and I plan to uphold it to the absolute best of my abilities. And I don’t need freakishly tall men throwing a wrench into my plans just because they couldn’t keep their nose out of other people’s business when they’re told.” Tanya responded, standing in her official military stance once more.

“Now, are we quite finished here? I do still need to finish these plans.”

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         { 💀 } Tanya stepped in front of Maxwell, and even though she was nowhere near tall enough to block the man’s view, she tried her best to keep him from seeing what was on the map.

“I thought I told you these plans were confidential. I don’t care who you are or what you’re here to do, as it stands now, these plans are for my eyes only. I will have to ask you to step away from the table.” The girl commanded, even going so far as to try to push Maxwell away.

It looked absolutely hilarious seeing such a clear difference in height between him and Tanya and Tanya’s attempts to try to stop him from peering over the map. Of course, Maxwell could care less for what was on the map, all he simply enjoyed was doing something that made someone agitated.

“Oh? Confidential? I must say, if it is really so confidential, it must be quite important then. You know, I do so love maps. The kinds of things you can do with them, and the sort.” The demon moved away from the table, clearly lost in his little monologue. “It must be quite troublesome though, to have such important plans and yet having to shoulder the entire burden of knowing them all by your lonesome. Terribly troublesome indeed.”

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eyesofambition replied to your post:           { 💀 } “I’m going to beat that fake Tanya...                

   *Annoyed sassy noises*    

*cocky proud sassy noises right back*

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“THAT IS THE WRONG ANSWER”

         { 💀 } “Ahem.” Taking a moment to think of what she wanted to say, Tanya began her monologue. “I can understand your apprehension, but I assure you that becoming a soldier would be a very good choice for you. Besides, your skill, or whatever lack thereof you think yourself to be held back by, matter not in the long run. As I mentioned to... Someone else, anyone is capable of becoming a worthy soldier in their own right with enough practice. You would be training under me as well, so you would be receiving only the best teachings.”

"Setsu. How would you feel about joining the military? I'm sure it would serve you well in the long run. It would build character and make you a better woman in general. Plus, you would be working under me, which would all but assure your safety."

“I appreciate the offer, Degurechaff-san, but I’m still in high school. And as much as being a soldier in fantasy WW1 sounds great, I don’t think I’d qualify enough as a mage.”

“I have enough mana to do… things? But I doubt I can fly around doing all sorts of combat maneuvers that you and your soldiers can do. Maybe if college doesn’t pan out, I’ll look to going back in time as a prospective career move.”

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         { 💀 } “I’m going to beat that fake Tanya to the punch, and I will absolutely love seeing the color drain from her face once I get promoted far above anything she could ever hope to accomplish.”

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congrats setsu, you just became a part of a game between two tanyas

the game is called “who can recruit setsu to the military first”

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         { 💀 } Tanya stepped in front of Maxwell, and even though she was nowhere near tall enough to block the man’s view, she tried her best to keep him from seeing what was on the map.

“I thought I told you these plans were confidential. I don’t care who you are or what you’re here to do, as it stands now, these plans are for my eyes only. I will have to ask you to step away from the table.” The girl commanded, even going so far as to try to push Maxwell away.

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            { 💀 } “Alright then, Maxwell. Now that we’ve been acquainted with each other, what happens now? Do I just go about my daily life now knowing some shady man is watching my every move? Or is there some protocol that needs to be followed? Please, do enlighten me.”

Tanya was very clearly not having any nonsense from this man. He seemed overly creepy, and the girl did not trust him in the slightest.

“Well then, perhaps that is up to you. But then again, if it were up to you, I imagine you would simply ask me to leave and never bother you again.” 

A soft chuckle escapes Maxwell’s lips.

“Fortunate that isn’t the case. Though I must say…” It took but a simple step for the demon’s attention to turn towards the map on the table. “You’re certainly quite the busy body. Such complicated methods for a child so young.”

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         { 💀 } “Hmhmhm… All we would have to do is recruit them, and from there we have full dominion over them. We could do whatever we wish to them, until they become the soldiers we need. The standard by which all other soldiers will be held… Yes, if I recruit them, and turn these timid, lazy women into model soldiers, it will get me the promotion I need for sure…” Tanya muttered to herself, giving off a familiar evil smile.

“I must thank you for this idea, oh twin of mine. This is the break I’ve been needing for so long…”

“…..” Tanya can read her like a book. It doesn’t take a genius to know what she is planning because she would plan something like this herself. She would keep herself quiet while her twin is mumbling. She will to act first before she does in order to get the better of her. That smile was her smile too, that malicious faker…

“Of course, do take your time in gathering them. I insist….take all the time you need…”

         { 💀 } “Oh, of course I plan on wasting no time. In fact, I plan on going to ask them at my earliest available opportunity. Because I know you. If I hesitate even in the slightest, you will swoop up the opportunity before I can. Ergo, I can not afford to wait. Don’t worry, though. I’ll make sure you get credit for this idea. I’ll be sure to mention that Tanya Degurechaff came up with it!” Tanya laughed as she went off to do what she needed to do.

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         { 💀 } “Well in that case, feel free to come join my ranks any time. I assure you, you will be given quite the high-up position right from the start. I can tell that you would be quite the useful ally, and I would be honored to work alongside you.”

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“Hm. Yes. Magic. And the intrinsic heavy reliance on it in place of technological advancement and discovery…though at the very least you guys actually know how to use GUNS.” And rather nicely put together ones at that…her current weapon seemed to be a combination of a semi-automatic rifle sporting a Penderson Device-stile pistol caliber magazine.  An inventive, and more than likely lethal, piece of equipment. The weapon nerd within Ash was most intrigued. 

“Tell me, if I may ask without overstepping my bounds, Major”, (for he had recognized the rank insignia upon her uniform, or at least, the equivilent) “Does your weapon fire actual ammunition or directed energy?”

         { 💀 } “A bit of both, truth be told. They mostly fire actual rounds, but us mages are capable of infusing said rounds with magic power if we so desire. It’s an interesting method of fighting, sure, but still a rather archaic one in my opinion. But, you take what you can get, as the saying goes.”