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What hurt me about that ending is that there’s never an end to it. People might eventually die due to old age or smth (or not?), but Evbo won’t ever leave the position of a free life refill. He’ll always be there, stuck at the top of the world, still looking young and bright as the day he accepted the position, but with the weight of thousands of given lives. At some point, people will live in luxury, freely using and spending to their hearts desires, because their lifespan refill is just right around the corner. Evbo never gets a release; there’s no successor or future for Evbo. He’ll always be tied there, like a pretty sacrificial lamb always being led to the slaughter.
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SHAKES YOU @pumpkindoomsdaydevice
If PvP Clown can get reincarnated as the Parkour Villain, surely Teddy can be reincarnated as EMF
#when I get this#oh my#AND THEY WERE FRIENDS.#AND THE SELF-OBSESSED ANTAGONIST.#them having different characterisations only makes it better. it's like pvp!clown showed his true nature and teddy repented
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what if I

so WHAT if i killed myself.
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sacrificial dog x sacrificial lamb (guardbo). this is something
guard dog x sacrificial lamb (guardbo). is this anything
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PVP CIV SPOILER MAYBE?? IDK IF THIS COUNTS Not sure if anybody has done this yet. My shayla <3
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Evbo: Alright, let’s see what we got here. Wait, what is this? Guard Friend: Man, this is strange. Didn’t think I’d ever be doing one of these but, uh, well, I guess you got your wish, right Evbo? [He says this in reference to Evbo’s previous attempts to get him to record a video journal.] Guard Friend: I don’t know if this is going to be any good or not but, I won’t be around for much longer anyways so, I suppose it doesn’t matter too much. Evbo: Not going to be around for much longer-hey, hey, hey, come on, what are you doing? Guard Friend: I’ll admit, I was a little scared when Clownpierce said this would be a one way trip, but I don’t know. Something inside of me seemed to be waiting for the chance to finally do something good for this world. Evbo: No no no, come on. This is not real he has to be waiting at that door, right? He has to be. [Evbo takes damage in his haste to get down the ladder.] Guard Friend: For a while, I’ve been wondering what it means to be a Shield in PVP Civilization. Guard Friend: It didn’t make sense to me that our only purpose as Shield’s was to make the lives harder for the players fighting to survive in PVP Civilization. But, when I met that diamond level Shield, I realised we do have a purpose. We just lost our way. Evbo: Come on, you’re not dying on me like this–you’re not just going to leave me a message. Guard Friend: Somewhere in our past, Shield’s used to be the ones to protect people, the ones to provide some sort of balance to this world. [Clownpierce strikes with the Eternal Bow.] Guard Friend: And when I look back at our journey, well, I didn’t really do that job at all. But I’m not going to have that be what I’m remembered for. [Clownpierce strikes with the Eternal Axe.] Guard Friend: Not by you at least. Guard Friend: You and Clownpierce are giving everything you have to this plan to save the world. Using the Eternal Weapons will cost him his life. And if he succeeds, you’ll be giving your life to PVP Civilization every single day. [Clownpierce strikes with the Eternal Trident.] Guard Friend: So it wouldn’t be fair to stop that from happening just to save my own life. After each Eternal Weapon is used, they all go back to their own civilizations. But, I am the Shield, so I, I guess I’ll just disappear maybe? [Evbo takes damage for the second time as he skips using the ladder.] Guard Friend: Man, I can’t believe how much I sound like you right now. When you just start saying anything that comes to mind. [sighs]. This journal is definitely getting too long. Maybe not to your standards, but definitely for mine. So I’m just going to wrap this up. Guard Friend: I hope you go on to save a lot of lives. And to be honest, I’m confident that you will. Because I don’t think there’s anyone out there comes close to your ability to die. Actually, you know what’s funny? When you were a wooden sword, I bet on you to die. Evbo: Open the door, come on please just open the door. [Evbo hits the door, in an attempt to get it to open. He is clearly emotional.] Guard Friend: Well now, I’m betting on you to live. [Clownpierce is seen as he dies.] Guard Friend: Oh, and one last thing. My name is Teddy. Guard Friend (Teddy): I guess, that makes us friends now. [Guard Friend (Teddy) is seen as he dies.]
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cackles, laughs, wheezes
it's a weird emotion when somebody goes "doesn't this just shake you to your core and rewrite your dna and change who you are as a person" and your honest experience of it was that it was ok
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it's a weird emotion when somebody goes "doesn't this just shake you to your core and rewrite your dna and change who you are as a person" and your honest experience of it was that it was ok
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your geniosity with all the emoSHUN. *sparkles* Shunned themselves from who they could be, Guy turns into emo. More (lung) breaking news beyond this pay walled article. 0/10 joke.
it's a weird emotion when somebody goes "doesn't this just shake you to your core and rewrite your dna and change who you are as a person" and your honest experience of it was that it was ok
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I carry my own experience through my character analysis skills. Not everyone is me, even if they are capable of seeing the same thing. Delusional? Maybe. Hyperfixation pizza? Yes. I said rizz autocorrect is hungry
You're not under any obligation to enjoy media the same way. BUT if you don't understand my character analyses, I will be extremely disappointed in you and myself (vaguely threatening tone)
it's a weird emotion when somebody goes "doesn't this just shake you to your core and rewrite your dna and change who you are as a person" and your honest experience of it was that it was ok
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I once bit someone on the arm... I was a rabid child.
ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.
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#minutetech#lifesteal#there's always a dire lack of pmc fanart#terrible line quality because my stylus decided to have a fit ??? ?#let's all close our eyes and pretend it's an art style
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Parrot when he has to inform BAT of a new assassin that's after them (him)
I love the headcanon that he has mutilated wings, perhaps from Lifesteal continuity trauma because 1. angst 2. elytras make sense now 3. navigation of disability 4. angst
5. Binding the mauled remains of his feathers is symbolic of how he barely clings onto hope as he suffers in a world that takes away his autonomy. He has to do everything.
#parrotx2#unstable universe#you know what else is unstable? the image quality#parrot's mental health is also unstable
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I think I'm addicted
#wifies#parfies#unstable universe#if you didn't want me to draw yandere wifies then why is he made like that#affection addiction
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@ecthelioffd is this targeted
99% of repressors give up right before they successfully don't feel anything. Don't stop shoving it down. You can get through this unscathed
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99% of repressors give up right before they successfully don't feel anything. Don't stop shoving it down. You can get through this unscathed
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