At my funeral take the bouquet out of my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next⚰️
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“No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness.”
— Aristoteles
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“Be proud of every scar on your heart, each one holds a lifetime’s worth of lessons.”
— Wallace Stegne
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im dying inside but at least my friends think im funny
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Girls take 20 selfies,post the best one, then walk around lookin like the other 19. 🤯
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I want to marry someone as funny as me.
Imagine we both laughing because we forgot to pick up the kids from school. 😂
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