dekutreeofficial

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Adulthood is literally just a cycle of spending every waking minute wishing you could go to bed until it’s actually time for bed and then it becomes the absolute LAST thing you want to do because going to bed is the thing that makes tomorrow happen and then you have to do it all over again

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SuperCow!!

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too much me

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(via BurkhartAdriana)

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WHY ARE BOYS SO EXTRA

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last night i went to cvs to buy lube, i was walking around looking for it and this lady came up to me and was like “can i help you find something?” and i’m like “lube” and she was like “no we don’t sell car stuff here” so i was like ummmmmm and she like “oh for like um” and she started to make this jerking off motion and i was just like yes

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my life is like Chopped except it’s God up there going “here’s a set of 4 mystery ingredients: some form of illness, zero disposable income, an ambiguous sense of self, 4 day old pasta….. you have 30 minutes to come up with some sort of life, with quality. ice cream machine broke”

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They don’t give up so easily nowadays

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Chocolateeeee! Easily. That nigga ran a good 10+ miles in that one episode. And remember when that nigga was ready to deck spongebob over his April fools prank? He’s clearly not afraid of confrontation. Big meaty claws is close, but he seem like a nigga with a big mouth and nothing else. My leg would break his leg before anything happened. Irrelevant orange fish was shook that time when sandy caught him talking slick so he wouldn’t stand a chance.

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All cats the same

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This is a carved water melon.

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You don’t fuck with the tray master