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The amount of times I could have been that white girl in the horror movie could honestly be a movie in itself and it’s honestly a waste that my entire life isn’t constantly recorded on film because it would be HILARIOUS

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I am like bobby

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nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries

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Me running to the kitchen not 0.02 seconds after I have woken up at 3AM to get my well deserved glass of ice water

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oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

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honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”

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MemeCollege Presents: “друг” Dank Memes Compilation (try not to laugh ch…

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

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What if when we die the light at the end of the tunnel is the light to a hospital room? We are born and the reason we come out crying is because we remember we died and lost everything in our past life. As we grow we forget everything but patches of memory stay behind and come back as deja-vu.

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‘Go to sleep, you’ll feel better in the morning’ is the human version of 'did you try turning it off and on again?’

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