i either sleep for ungodly amounts of time or not at all. there is no reason for it. Violence might just be the answer? gender and time are made up mortal constraints and I refuse to comprehend any of it. I cry when I'm angry and I shake like a wet dog when I'm nervous I will not hesitate to bite if I feel cornered still a thembo✌️ I am very mentally ill. I'm 22 n pansexual if anyone cares
Last active 60 minutes ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
*feels both “I am so bored & understimulated I want to do EVERYTHING!” and “I am so exhausted & overwhelmed I can’t do ANYTHING” at the same time*
134K notes
·
View notes
Text
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!!! I WANT IT ALL AND NONE OF IT!!!
9K notes
·
View notes
Text
i love media that confidently spoils itself right from the start!!! i love when stories hold your hand, perhaps even look you in the eye, and gently say ‘this character is going to die. this relationship is doomed.’ but assure you that this is a tale worth hearing because it’s not about the what it’s about the how. yayyyy hehehe 💙
14K notes
·
View notes
Text
*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?
37K notes
·
View notes
Text
"I am looking respectfully" not good enough. Get on your hands and knees and bark like a dog
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
There’s something wrong with me right now but don’t worry I found a cure (holds up a hyperfixation from when I was 14) (NOT one of the good ones)
12K notes
·
View notes
Text
My whole family got lost in the laundry
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
employment cannot rob my fertile mind of its vivid yaoi scenarios
11K notes
·
View notes
Text
I went to stupid bitch island and everybody knew you
29K notes
·
View notes
Text
Normalize saying “just as the oracle foretold” when things go your way
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
The urge to curl up to take a nap on a piece of furniture which was not designed with the intention of being physically possible to curl up for a nap on it.
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan
23K notes
·
View notes
Text
My partner and I noticed you from across the bar and uhh... give us the amulet
5K notes
·
View notes