Dynamic duo, breaching the social restrictions of culinary excellence. Hobbies include: Horror movies/games, Pokemon, plotting the downfall of mankind, and botany. Unless you're on the menu, no harsh feelings.
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im going to be releasing a bunch of the info abt root and the foundation to the public tomorrow
not everything obv but enough
since im the only person left alive that means ppl are going to take it out on me
rly looking forward to that
um the construction on the uchiha memorial has been delayed bc of weather
the gender neutral bathrooms in all public bldngs are still going up
at least the stuff w the school breakfast/lunches is going well
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where is that gif of that swaying, calming cat? i think everyone could use that rn
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were back
((OOC: Hiatus over!! :D))
#that was a frustratingly long mission#but we got enough info to collapse a country#leader will be pleased
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scissors said: "What happened?"
She killed some guys, and then I ate one of them. He was a bit on the sour side overall, but the texture was decent and if I'm not mistaken he had... B+ blood, which is a rather nice mixture.
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... Huh. Well, thanks for the... pulled pork, heheh.
I try my best. And yes… it was…
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I try my best. And yes... it was...
That was.
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On it.
Ew.
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an au where zetsu is a konoha ninja and sakura’s neighbor. she always offers to water his plants as an excuse to talk to him; he always tries to flirt with her but just sounds terrifying.
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Kisame I followed that guy who wanted to fuck your pet fish He yells a lot Should I be concerned
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Why have you disturbed our sleep; awakened us from our ancient slumber?
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the shinobi world seems to think that if the akatsuki all worked together, their combined power would be on the level of a natural disaster
the reason they work in two-man teams despite this is because nagato recognizes that before they ever got there, they’d mostly just be a regular disaster
aaaaaand i continue to shirk responsibility in order to draw really silly things woohoooo
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These two ran a village each.
Links in case the gifs are slow/not moving at all
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