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The best part of waking up

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i have such a low threshold for bullshit now that i'm seconds from telling this woman on the crochet subreddit to leave her husband, even though i know it won't end well for me.

she made him a wool hat and stressed repeatedly to him that it couldn't be machine washed. he washed it anyway, destroying her work. she's trying to play it off like a funny anecdote, how it was sweet how sorry and sad he was in the aftermath, but then let it slip this kind of thing has happened multiple times/continues to happen in their relationship, because he refuses to accept her knowledge as a textile artist and constantly ruins the nice things she makes or buys for either of them. i think he should be killed.

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What do you believe in now?

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"𝐈'𝐦 𝐚𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈'𝐦, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐦𝐞. 𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐭. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈'𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭." -𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐕𝐚𝐧 𝐃𝐲𝐤𝐞, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 Happy 99th birthday to screen and television legend Dick Van Dyke, born on December 13th, 1925 in West Plains, Missouri. ❤ Gif from Coldplay's music video for All My Love, released on December 6th, 2024. A beautiful and heartwarming tribute to Van Dyke, it's guaranteed to invoke smiles (and perhaps a few tears). The video was filmed with Dick's extended family at his Malibu home, which he had to evacuate a few days ago due to the Franklin Fire. "It was coming from the hill, you could see it," Van Dyke stated in an interview with the Today show. "And oh my God, we got out of here." After trying to extinguish "a little fire in the guest house" by himself, Dick said "I was trying to crawl to the car. I had exhausted myself. I couldn't get up. Three neighbors came and carried me out." He was then evacuated to safety with his wife, Arlene Silver, and their pets, but one cat named "Bobo" escaped during the commotion. In a traditional Hollywood happy ending, when they were allowed to return home "Bobo" was there waiting for them, safe and sound.

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Shoutout to the background actors, those guys with an extensive repertoire of roles in multiple franchises as supporting characters who make you say "hey, that guy!" but never as a main character with a name.

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khoshekh

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"nobody is judging you" wrong, my mother is seemingly always judging every single stranger she sees

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we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids

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We keep seeing some talk about the "Single Mom" and thought we'd share her actual testimonial from the GeneCo site! Her name is Mary, and here's her backstory.

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Repo! The Genetic Opera was like. An objectively bad movie. But it got so close to perfection. A sci-fi horror movie critiquing how the monetization of healthcare leaves the poor one missed payment away from death? And it’s a rock opera? And everyone is a horny mallgoth? She could’ve been the Sistine Chapel of cinematography 

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Cannot Stress Enough how important it is to read Howl’s Moving Castle written by Diana Wynn Jones immediately after watching Howl’s Moving Castle directed by Hayao Miyazaki. When he made the movie he was of course upset with war and thus included it in the film, but you gotta understand. You really Gotta Understand. Every time in the movie where Howl turns the door dial black to travel to an absolutely hellish warscape? You know where that same dial takes him in the book? The Real World Country Of Wales

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i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

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People Matching Artworks: An Unusual Photo Series By Stefan Draschan

People Matching Artworks: An Unusual Photo Series By Stefan Draschan More info: Website | Instagram…

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Perception Check | Tom Cardy

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Guillermo del Toro was like "I hate it when the happy ending is the monster turning human" and by God he's right (he also hates fascism.)