delphistrawberryserviceofficial

[delphistrawberryserviceofficial]

Okay, have a great day!

Maybe I’m ‘scary’ enough to make people go running.

Hunter?

That’s my name.

Shush.

Hellooo

Hi there! Do you want any strawberries? Lemme just get Hunter—-

We’ve got different packages and products, and we’re all organic! They’re great deals.

—WHY ARE YOU PUSHING ME, LET ME BE, JESUS CHRIST—

[delphistrawberryserviceofficial]

Got a problem, sunshine?

Hellooo

Hi there! Do you want any strawberries? Lemme just get Hunter—-

We’ve got different packages and products, and we’re all organic! They’re great deals.

—WHY ARE YOU PUSHING ME, LET ME BE, JESUS CHRIST—

[delphistrawberryserviceofficial]

For the gods’ sake, don’t encourage him! He literally tried to stab someone.

Tried? Aw, you’re giving me too much credit.

Hellooo

Hi there! Do you want any strawberries? Lemme just get Hunter—-

We’ve got different packages and products, and we’re all organic! They’re great deals.

—WHY ARE YOU PUSHING ME, LET ME BE, JESUS CHRIST—

[delphistrawberryserviceofficial]

Yeah, Hunter. Nobody cares about your attempted murderfest.

Revolution.

That’s not how you seem to be running things!

Hellooo

Hi there! Do you want any strawberries? Lemme just get Hunter—-

We’ve got different packages and products, and we’re all organic! They’re great deals.

—WHY ARE YOU PUSHING ME, LET ME BE, JESUS CHRIST—

[delphistrawberryserviceofficial]

…wow. I’m sorry.

Dude, that’s so depressing. But, like, I feel you.

I’ve said this time and again—the gods don’t care about us! The only way is to—

HEY NICK CAN YA GO ORGANIZE SUPPLIES KAY THANKS BYE

Hellooo

Hi there! Do you want any strawberries? Lemme just get Hunter—-

We’ve got different packages and products, and we’re all organic! They’re great deals.

—WHY ARE YOU PUSHING ME, LET ME BE, JESUS CHRIST—

[delphistrawberryserviceofficial]

Oh, so this is his retirement job?

Uh, yeah!

Then why does he hate it so much?

Uh.

Why wouldn’t he?

Shut up, you’re the worst.

Hellooo

Hi there! Do you want any strawberries? Lemme just get Hunter—-

We’ve got different packages and products, and we’re all organic! They’re great deals.

—WHY ARE YOU PUSHING ME, LET ME BE, JESUS CHRIST—

[delphistrawberryserviceofficial]

Wait, like the Greek God? That’s what it’s short for?

Uh, yeah! The camp director is really passionate about Greek mythology because of his name! That’s why the cabins are named after gods!

Dude, your camp is so weird.

Again. I am well aware.

Hellooo

Hi there! Do you want any strawberries? Lemme just get Hunter—-

We’ve got different packages and products, and we’re all organic! They’re great deals.

—WHY ARE YOU PUSHING ME, LET ME BE, JESUS CHRIST—

[delphistrawberryserviceofficial]

Perfect. Absolutely perfect. I also don’t want to get murdered by your dad.

He can get in line, Hunter’s already planning it. Your dad—is that the professor? The one in the wheelchair?

No, that’s Chiron. Jaxon’s dad is Mr. D, he’s the wannabe alcoholic with the Hawaiian shirt. Uh—no offense to your dad, Jax.

Hellooo

Hi there! Do you want any strawberries? Lemme just get Hunter—-

We’ve got different packages and products, and we’re all organic! They’re great deals.

—WHY ARE YOU PUSHING ME, LET ME BE, JESUS CHRIST—

[delphistrawberryserviceofficial]

Ooh gosh! Uh. Are we?

I don’t know. Your camp director is the one who decides that, right?

I think so. So theoretically I’m the most qualified to decide if we are.

You’re fourteen. But sure, ‘most qualified’.

Shut up, this is literally your community service. Yeah, he’s kind of a criminal. But as for hiring. Uh. I don’t really know. If you can grow strawberries, that’d be cool? Like if you have A REAL GREEN THUMB. A naturally occurring green thumb. And if you’re able to keep the exact activities of the Young Fruit Farmers’ Initiative under wraps among the uninitiated.

You’re so weird sometimes.

Don’t I know it!

Hellooo

Hi there! Do you want any strawberries? Lemme just get Hunter—-

We’ve got different packages and products, and we’re all organic! They’re great deals.

—WHY ARE YOU PUSHING ME, LET ME BE, JESUS CHRIST—

[delphistrawberryserviceofficial]

Hellooo

Hi there! Do you want any strawberries? Lemme just get Hunter—-

We’ve got different packages and products, and we’re all organic! They’re great deals.

—WHY ARE YOU PUSHING ME, LET ME BE, JESUS CHRIST—

[delphistrawberryserviceofficial]

"Ugh, gods, you're so much better than I am," Hunter replied dryly, punctuating it with an eye roll. "But I'll bite. What's more fun?"

Open starter!

It was well after dark, especially in the woods.. except for the glow of a flashlight, accompanied by a faint whistling noise. Whistling in the woods after dark was pretty widely accepted as a bad idea, but whoever was making the noise didn't seem to mind.

Do you investigate the noise?

[delphistrawberryserviceofficial]

"Oh, quite charming then," Hunter laughed. "Frankly, taken or not, it's fun to flirt with strangers. Makes you more mysterious. And charming, of course. But then again, my advice is often terrible, so perhaps disregard that."

Open starter!

It was well after dark, especially in the woods.. except for the glow of a flashlight, accompanied by a faint whistling noise. Whistling in the woods after dark was pretty widely accepted as a bad idea, but whoever was making the noise didn't seem to mind.

Do you investigate the noise?

[delphistrawberryserviceofficial]

"Or get killed. One of the two. I'd like to see your book, though: How To Be Unafraid of Death and Flirt With a Stranger in the Woods--gods. Instant classic."

Open starter!

It was well after dark, especially in the woods.. except for the glow of a flashlight, accompanied by a faint whistling noise. Whistling in the woods after dark was pretty widely accepted as a bad idea, but whoever was making the noise didn't seem to mind.

Do you investigate the noise?

[delphistrawberryserviceofficial]

“Step one: find a person alone in the woods. Step two: don’t run away.” Hunter pointed out. “Nobody will buy it.”

Open starter!

It was well after dark, especially in the woods.. except for the glow of a flashlight, accompanied by a faint whistling noise. Whistling in the woods after dark was pretty widely accepted as a bad idea, but whoever was making the noise didn't seem to mind.

Do you investigate the noise?

[delphistrawberryserviceofficial]

"Oh, well, there you go. Charm in life in return for correct spelling in death. I should write a book on how to be flirtatious and idiotically reckless enough to get such an honor."

Open starter!

It was well after dark, especially in the woods.. except for the glow of a flashlight, accompanied by a faint whistling noise. Whistling in the woods after dark was pretty widely accepted as a bad idea, but whoever was making the noise didn't seem to mind.

Do you investigate the noise?

[delphistrawberryserviceofficial]

"You could at least buy me dinner first," Hunter joked dryly. "Although I'd much prefer you over Chiron, though I suppose he has known me the longest. And is technically my legal guardian, in order to have gotten me shipped over here."

Open starter!

It was well after dark, especially in the woods.. except for the glow of a flashlight, accompanied by a faint whistling noise. Whistling in the woods after dark was pretty widely accepted as a bad idea, but whoever was making the noise didn't seem to mind.

Do you investigate the noise?

[delphistrawberryserviceofficial]

"Oh, well, I'm flattered," Hunter rolled his eyes. "That's Cassaro with two 's's, just so you know. I'd hate for you to get it wrong." He paused. "Hey, who d'ya think would make my shroud? I'm not in a cabin right now, I'm just kind of locked in the big house, and my dad--" his expression flickered. "We don't get along."

Open starter!

It was well after dark, especially in the woods.. except for the glow of a flashlight, accompanied by a faint whistling noise. Whistling in the woods after dark was pretty widely accepted as a bad idea, but whoever was making the noise didn't seem to mind.

Do you investigate the noise?