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delta-m · 9 hours ago
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need the "tipping the scale" one... that's so cutes
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delta-m · 9 hours ago
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me: reblogs anything
the green bar that pops up telling me I reblogged something:
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delta-m · 9 hours ago
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Lol
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delta-m · 10 hours ago
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*pulling a tgirl away from her polycule at pride* no…we have to keep her, now that she has our scent they’ll kill her if she goes back
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delta-m · 10 hours ago
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Every time I see news coverage of a protest I remember this image of a single overturned trashcan in front of The Washington Post building
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delta-m · 11 hours ago
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internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing
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delta-m · 12 hours ago
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ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful
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delta-m · 12 hours ago
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.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.
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delta-m · 12 hours ago
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This is my primary ds9 takeaway
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delta-m · 13 hours ago
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my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored
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delta-m · 13 hours ago
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pretending to pick up smoking to explain to my coworkers why my voice is so deep/scratchy. ruse is immediately ruined when i take one drag off a cigarette and start coughing for 46 hours
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delta-m · 13 hours ago
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Me: People should be spatially aware when navigating public spaces.
The Internet: But have you considered morons? Have you thought about absolute fucking idiots?
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delta-m · 13 hours ago
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on this day in 1953 shirley jackson sent this to an unhappy reader
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delta-m · 13 hours ago
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Computer Chronicles - Internet Showcase Special Part 1 (2000)
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delta-m · 13 hours ago
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untitled by keith haring, vinyl paint on vinyl tarpaulin, 1982.
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delta-m · 18 hours ago
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People continuing to not understand tax brackets in the comments 🙄
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delta-m · 18 hours ago
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I was trying to think of a way to explain why this is stupid and also ghoulish. I think I came up with something.
Imagine you are an engineer designing body armor. You are tasked with making sure the body armor can stop 10 different types of bullets. In your first attempt, you create body armor that stops 6 of the 10 bullets. You start selling those because that's pretty good protection. You can save some lives while you continue to improve things.
You already know how to stop 6 bullets, but you really want to figure out how to stop the last 4. So you do exactly what you did before, but add a few more layers of Kevlar and a steel plate.
Your boss, RFK Jr., says he wants a test of the new and improved body armor. But he says you have to give one test subject the real thing and the other test subject fake body armor that does nothing.
And you're like, "Hey, can I at least give them the body armor that stops 6 bullets? We already know that gives some protection. We only need to compare the new armor to what we already accomplished."
And RFK says, "No, please shoot a person dead. It's science."
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