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Cinderella but Prince Charming is using the shoe incident as an excuse to see and handle all the cute feet in the kingdom.

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howdy yall, mousegirlheart here, recording as I always do in mouseville, tennecheese

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McSweeney's: doing the lord's work

full listing here on the McSweeney's website: X

free .pdf version (it's really that long): X

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based off of a beautifully unfortunate phrasing of conversation between myself and @arsonistmoth

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entering this great new phase of my life where, when someone treats me like shit, instead of going "oh man I guess I'm a piece of shit" I can whole-heartedly go "christ alive, what is wrong with you? you can't treat people like that" and it may sound simple but it took a long time to get here and there's no fucking way I'm going back

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Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

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ten years of science and yet no one can explain why running up stairs like a cat feels rad as hell

let's ignore the rest of the text because I really like the implication that science has been around for 10 years only

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Filipino Isekai

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Xenokitty

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Sergei Lodygin (1893-1961), 'Искушение' (Temptation) 1920

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The Future of the Games Industry!

The Future of the Games Industry!

The Future of the Games Industry!

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