delucadarling
delucadarling
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she/her, old enough to get a discount on car insurance for it
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delucadarling · 12 hours ago
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A certain someone is getting a bit of a makeover for Season Nine >:3c
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delucadarling · 13 hours ago
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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here
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delucadarling · 13 hours ago
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delucadarling · 13 hours ago
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i am very good at wildlife photography
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delucadarling · 15 hours ago
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eevee goes to pride
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delucadarling · 16 hours ago
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delucadarling · 18 hours ago
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"do you want to talk about vampires with me?" i ask. "no," you say. i turn around and walk away from you and climb into my car and hit you with my car and drive away. luckily you are saved by a nearby vampire who takes pity on you and makes you one of them. and that vampire is also me. really just goes to show
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delucadarling · 22 hours ago
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delucadarling · 22 hours ago
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was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast
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delucadarling · 23 hours ago
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delucadarling · 23 hours ago
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delucadarling · 23 hours ago
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Digital artists who use layers: do you actually name them?
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delucadarling · 1 day ago
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WHAT is even the point of mind controlling a hero if it doesn't feel good. if you can't make them like it. if they don't learn to want it.
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delucadarling · 1 day ago
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ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚
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delucadarling · 1 day ago
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romance story you think is going to be a slow burn except character A suggests fake dating For Reasons and character B immediately responds, delighted, "holy shit you're in love with me" and then the actual relationship plot is A desperately trying to deny this because they have not been allowed their requisite several months to ease into the idea romance is on the cards here for real while B is like. yes i know you have issues, you're very repressed, im tragically into this, but sweetheart. darling. we could be kissing right now.
A keeps trying to bolt from the mortifying ordeal of being known and B keeps yelling no take backsies
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delucadarling · 1 day ago
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This is INSANE!
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delucadarling · 1 day ago
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A little bit of Farah to cheer you up and get you through the rest of the week! 💪 Textless version under the cut
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