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A certain someone is getting a bit of a makeover for Season Nine >:3c
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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here
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i am very good at wildlife photography
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"do you want to talk about vampires with me?" i ask. "no," you say. i turn around and walk away from you and climb into my car and hit you with my car and drive away. luckily you are saved by a nearby vampire who takes pity on you and makes you one of them. and that vampire is also me. really just goes to show
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#I'm picking cajun/creole (leaning toward creole)#but honestly trying to pick ONE?#JUST ONE?#impossible#now I'm craving collard greens#chicken parmesan#beef fajitas#and barbecue chicken#and crawfish...#reblob
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was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast
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Digital artists who use layers: do you actually name them?
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WHAT is even the point of mind controlling a hero if it doesn't feel good. if you can't make them like it. if they don't learn to want it.
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romance story you think is going to be a slow burn except character A suggests fake dating For Reasons and character B immediately responds, delighted, "holy shit you're in love with me" and then the actual relationship plot is A desperately trying to deny this because they have not been allowed their requisite several months to ease into the idea romance is on the cards here for real while B is like. yes i know you have issues, you're very repressed, im tragically into this, but sweetheart. darling. we could be kissing right now.
A keeps trying to bolt from the mortifying ordeal of being known and B keeps yelling no take backsies
#Ava 'NUH UH' du Mortain#plus Barbara 'Unaware She's Bisexual' Robertson#would make this even funnier for me#Barbie calls Ava on this trope and is SOOOO despondent that she has to reject Ava u_u#but Ava won't even admit she likes Barbie so she can reject her!!!!#Ava CLEARLY won't move on until they talk it out#and Barbie's willing to like#at least KISS Ava#so she can have some closure on that#and like maybe they could do more idk idk [twirls hair]#(something about Barbie having no clue she's into women is so fucking funny to me)#(esp in an LT with Ava and Nat)#reblob
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A little bit of Farah to cheer you up and get you through the rest of the week! 💪 Textless version under the cut
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