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me playing videogames: im jared im 19 and i never learned how to block

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Terrible reflexes.

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Majestic cotton ball.

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don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

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canonically just dumped soup all over the floor

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There’s no reason you can’t eat pie at every meal. They make fruit pies, vegetable pies, meat pies, meat substitute pies, I mean pies easily cover 100% of your necessary nutrient groups. They even make cake pies. The only reason not to switch over to pie entirely is pie sucks.

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why do puppies sound so funny

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very hilarious and bold of marvel to expect me to give one single fuck about whether vision lived or died 

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dootels

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I’m just super fucking bitter that once the flint water crisis got it’s 15 minutes of fame people stopped giving a shit. The water is still poisoned, people! Donations have plummeted and people have been forced back into drinking and bathing with the water! The medical effects of this are astounding, cases of legionnaires disease have skyrocketed, people are having seizures, people are having weird rashes break out over their body, people (including me!) are having their blood poisoned, and it’s not just lead! it’s coliform bacteria! it’s THMs! it’s all in the water and it gets into the bloodstream and breaks down blood vessels, causing bruising and petechiae and internal bleeding and no one gives a shit anymore and it’s only gotten worse like how many people are going to have to die until people realize this is still a problem

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you think i’ll ever stop? huh? you think i’ll ever put some thought into what i say? imbecile

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good luck pepper

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