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earlier my friend said to me “somewhere out there, in an alternate universe, there’s an all female rock band called ‘king’” and I’m STILL recovering from that mental image and how gay it made me feel

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Candace Flynn would totally read and write fanfiction and then have the craziest updated in the authors notes.

"Sorry for this late chapter. My brothers built ANOTHER rollercoaster. Somehow my mom didn't notice AGAIN."

"Hi sorry, I was already to post but then I remembered it was my parents' anniversary. So then me and my brothers had to help my dad set something up. Bevause he forgot about it, so I had to distracted my mom for the whole day while my brother's rekindled Love Handle. It worked, and they had a great anniversary. Anyway, here is the next chapter of the Ducky Momo x MCU AU"

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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

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PLEASE read Practical Anarchism by Shuli (Scott) Branson I'm *begging* you

yes you

you specifically

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irish coworker: *is back from a month in italy*

me: the weather must have been great, you're looking so tanned!

irish coworker: *stares down at his arms, which are a shade of eggshell white i associate with tasteful wedding table settings* i suppose i am!

welsh coworker: *enters room* wow, youre looking so tanned!

ghanaian coworker: *looks around like hes on the truman show*

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I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.

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"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

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It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

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*looks at books* too tired for you *looks at films* too tired for you *looks at art supplies* too tired for you *eyes fall on tumblr* oho ho

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“When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it’s usually because they are being treated like human beings.” - Heathers (1989)

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