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ok remember when i used to not over render work. i miss that. tried to keep it simple here.
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They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store
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Your friend who has a resting stink face
English added by me :)
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abusing tumblr image limits to put together my emergency disco propaganda kit. for future reference or something
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so like, what if you were the last surviving animorph but it's been canonically established that you still had your best friend's DNA in your body
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Before and after yep hes mustard gravy


Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite
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MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO
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he’s right
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