demifernandez

[demifernandez]

she’s on your dick like white on rice bro wake up

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[demifernandez]

We were engaged for like a few months before she died suddenly and it’s still something that really haunts me sometimes but I know everything happens for a reason but it honestly doesn’t make it suck any less? If that makes sense.

I appreciate that, Saraya. What’re you up to today? You wanna ride on the bike with me?

Are you coming to the wedding today? I thought if you were maybe we could go together. @demifernandez

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It’s not that I don’t like weddings. I love weddings, I love love, but it was the timing of it all. I don’t know if I ever told you this but I was engaged once but she died so around the time of the wedding was the anniversary of her death. I would’ve been all mopey and just all depressed so yeah.

Are you coming to the wedding today? I thought if you were maybe we could go together. @demifernandez

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pictured: me laughing at baked potato while baked potato explains to me why simplicity is key. definitely NOT when it comes to potatoes.

[demifernandez]

he’s on this like health and fitness kick which i mean big ups to him getting his body right but at the same time… just a potato? that’s it. nope, no sour cream, no chives, nothing.

his name in my phone is plain baked potato 🥔 now by the way. emoji included.

I don’t trust anyone that just sits and eats a baked potato with nothing but salt, butter, and pepper… aka my brother’s weird ass. He’s sitting here eating it like it’s God’s gift and I just wanna ask him: WHERE’S THE BACON?? THE CHEESE?

he’s sick bro.

[demifernandez]

FINALLY! where’s the substance? where’s the flavor? why do you hate yourself?? i can’t.

I don’t trust anyone that just sits and eats a baked potato with nothing but salt, butter, and pepper… aka my brother’s weird ass. He’s sitting here eating it like it’s God’s gift and I just wanna ask him: WHERE’S THE BACON?? THE CHEESE?

he’s sick bro.

[demifernandez]

You two are weirdos. No offense, big offense. Thats just a wild concept to me but it is why you both are in somewhat better shape than me.

I don’t trust anyone that just sits and eats a baked potato with nothing but salt, butter, and pepper… aka my brother’s weird ass. He’s sitting here eating it like it’s God’s gift and I just wanna ask him: WHERE’S THE BACON?? THE CHEESE?

he’s sick bro.

[demifernandez]

Just a potato.

Does it even qualify as a meal? No veggies, no meat, just the potato.

I don’t trust anyone that just sits and eats a baked potato with nothing but salt, butter, and pepper… aka my brother’s weird ass. He’s sitting here eating it like it’s God’s gift and I just wanna ask him: WHERE’S THE BACON?? THE CHEESE?

he’s sick bro.

[demifernandez]

I don’t trust anyone that just sits and eats a baked potato with nothing but salt, butter, and pepper… aka my brother’s weird ass. He’s sitting here eating it like it’s God’s gift and I just wanna ask him: WHERE’S THE BACON?? THE CHEESE?

he’s sick bro.

[demifernandez]

I did go to the wedding but I didn’t stick around long. A lot of things have been happening for me family wise and I didn’t want to bring down the wedding vibe. I wasn’t trying to ghost when you sent me this message, I’m just now seeing it. I would’ve been an awful wedding date anyway.

Are you coming to the wedding today? I thought if you were maybe we could go together. @demifernandez

[demifernandez]

I really don’t know. I think I’m just tired all the time but not like tired not enough sleep, just mentally drained.

Just the right amount of drunk to make a decision that’ll possibly make things awkward between someone I consider myself friends with.. it’s why I am going to bed instead.

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I don’t know if it’s even worth it truthfully.. unless you mean go to bed because that is what I’m doing.

Just the right amount of drunk to make a decision that’ll possibly make things awkward between someone I consider myself friends with.. it’s why I am going to bed instead.

[demifernandez]

Just the right amount of drunk to make a decision that’ll possibly make things awkward between someone I consider myself friends with.. it’s why I am going to bed instead.

[demifernandez]

depression sucks; drink stella artois though.

[demifernandez]

He looked like he was flourishing just from where I was sitting! He was dressed as Barbie and mingled with the other humans. Id say so.

What a great night of celebrating @dcnhausen’s birthday. Happy Halloween 🎃

[demifernandez]

And also I saw someone who dressed up as Flavor Flav and I don’t know who’s baby daddy they let out but they won costume of the night.

What a great night of celebrating @dcnhausen’s birthday. Happy Halloween 🎃

[demifernandez]

What a great night of celebrating @dcnhausen’s birthday. Happy Halloween 🎃