demigodcastiel

[demigodcastiel]

why are people outside at the same time as me it’s my turn

[demigodcastiel]

pour one out for the guy who just spilled his drink

[demigodcastiel]

[demigodcastiel]

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

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[demigodcastiel]

Hey horny writer lil heads up for you guys, the “ai” google is forcing into docs to “scan for grammar errors” has been proved to also be scanning for spicy content and multiple ppl have already got notifs saying like “we’re sorry, there was a system error and some of your work was lost” and it was only the horny stuff so uh

Pleeeeease back up your files !!!! Don’t lose your horny to a robot, that’s Doc’s job, not Docs’…

[demigodcastiel]

you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl

[demigodcastiel]

x

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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

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dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.

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No, I don’t care if it’s “just the overture” or “only the orchestra.” I don’t care if there’s no one technically onstage yet. Put your phones away and stop talking. The show has started.

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We need to bring back some key elements from the ‘80s - namely men dressing slutty, being able to buy a house for $70,000, and casual cocaine use

[demigodcastiel]

I'm kinda shy but if youre persistent in getting to know me for 5-6 years I can be a good addition to your household

[demigodcastiel]

When you consider that Gollum is an extremely old man who's spent most of his life in solitary confinement with heroin being injected directly into his brain every day, he's really not that unreasonable