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pronouns: she/it

call her miss thing

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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"I'm just a swirl" -ice cream cone who uses TikTok

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if in 2025 you’re still deciding how to treat others based on their “vibes” I want nothing to do with your ridiculous ass

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hold on something just happened

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“I asked chatGPT” well I asked my friend Tao Yang and he is standing about 10 seconds away and is going to run at you screaming

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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maybe im a bitch but this would be grounds for a divorce to me like the honey moon was not a secret you both knew you’d be going abroad and need passports to do that if he cant be bothered to check if his shit ain’t expired what kind of person r u laying next to…..u r gonna end up babying and mothering a grown ass man spending ur entire life checking behind him to make sure stuff actually gets done…like maybe im making it too deep but idk how u could spend all that time and money planning something like that and this happens and ur still expected to get up in the morning and cook for him….if he was remotely remorseful his ass should be up cooking for YOU like……………yall r better than me fr

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When it was discovered that Zalim (ironically meaning, cruel) was in the company of two very young cubs, those at Ranthambore feared the worst: that, as an adult male, he would kill them. Instead, he surprised naturalists with his “motherly” behavior when he took in his twin daughters following the death of their mother.

At this time, science stated that tigers were only as social as mothers and cubs could go and that tiger fathers rarely interacted with their offspring. Zalim changed that when he was witnessed, month after month, caring for his daughters and teaching them how to hunt. Their relationship eventually ceased when the two girls were shifted to Sariska Tiger Reserve and Zalim went on to father another litter with the then-dominant tigress Sundari, the so-called Lady of the Lakes. When she too mysteriously disappeared, Zalim unsurprisingly took care of their cubs as well.

Ranthambore National Park, India Photograph taken via camera trap

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I have a new theory that the alt-right movement is secretly controlled by a pack of dogs

Exhibit A: this trend where a couple is on a walk in a farmers market and he dutifully protects wife from threats he invents: I call this type of guy "neurotic chihuahua scared of falling leaves-boyfriend"

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For Pride Month, I would like to throw my very long and pointy green hat in the ring.

[Disclaimer: this is 100% a joke and not a real audition unless you like me, in which case, I am very serious]

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wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar