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Want 2 look better want 2 not obsess over my looks ugh
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this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!
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When a dad found out he was going to be a grandpa.
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Me: *Gets Ice Cream* Me: *Goes To Room Me: *Forgets spoon in kitchen* Me: *Cries*
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once i thought my pet rock died so i flushed it and i clogged the toilet for a week
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shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test
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*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”
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gf: babe come over
me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest
gf: my parents are out ;)
me:
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Want 2 look better want 2 not obsess over my looks ugh
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im ready for my lead roll in paranormal activity
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