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do you think the birds here all worship mop as a god?

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Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn…. We have bananis…… And avocadi

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well that just mackles my more

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uh

ok?

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@handyheavyset

@universalcaptain

You need to get the word out to the city to stop all Universal travel. Notify police forces, any community service member to help you alert the city.

Everyone needs to stay in Mmetro.

Do not leave the city.

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In case it wasn’t clear…

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beekeeper:*keeps bees*

bees:*is keep*

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handyheavyset‌:

We’re taking the car. Don’t forget your hat, now.

nice!

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snoopingscout‌:

handyheavyset‌:

Anyone up to makin’ a doughnut run?

Yes.

yeah!!!!!!!!

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@shadowedstray im sending you something! it's from all of us

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The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

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White tip reef sharks don’t need to swim and force water over their gills, right??

yeah whitetip reef sharks don’t rely on ram ventilation like most open-water sharks! they can use their throat muscles to pump water manually over their gills. 

which is great, because it means they can nap in piles:

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as a gamer i refuse to drink anything unless its in my sippy mug

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gosh im so sleepy

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this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain

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fluttersleuth:

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demo, stray really doesnt want me in his life. im trying to respect his wishes by not being nosy and trying to involve myself in what was probably a work-related incident. to that end i dont think i should be buying him sweets because i think thatd be kind of boundary-crossing, and i dont want to do it anonymously either because thatd be really sneaky when i know he wouldnt want them if he knew they were coming from me, yknow?

i think a snack basket is a good idea though and hes probably going to really appreciate it, especially since hospital food isnt really known for being gourmet. if i can make a suggestion, i remember him liking chocolate in particular, thats the type of cake i made him years ago for his fake birthday, but otherwise im not too sure what his tastes are since he doesnt seem to be very picky. sorry i cant help more with that, but good luck

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oh. that makes sense! i dont know that sending a snack and signing a card would be boundary crossing, but if you’re not comfortable with it anyway that’s ok i understand. i’ll defend your decision either way!

and i really can’t take the credit. it was scout’s idea.

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This year’s pinup. I was of the opinion that it was a bit..much but apparently the yeas had it.