Mads | 26 | they/them | bi as hell | I’m a writer, witch, dm, and all around nerd, and a zookeeper by trade, I like weird birds
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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.
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the phrase which could mean nothing has lead to a more beautiful version of the world
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neither you nor anyone else alive is ontologically incapable of abuse
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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
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“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help
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people complain about the top shortage but the REAL problem is that no one fw tops who can't host...we need a paradigm shift. bottoms need to start making money and acquiring a trophy top to keep on retainer *realizes this is really close to knighthood and i get so horny that my kneecaps explode* oughh
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i love being told everything btw. if i love you and youre talking to me not a single detail is too much. youll never overestimate how much of the fabric of your day to day i want to hold in my hands and know the model and make of. im Everything Matters girl and everything matters to me
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new job is going great however i have been informed by two of my coworkers that a third coworker has a problem with constantly one-upping people and i as an excellent liar have decided that i am going to fuck with him until he figures out im lying
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"I think I hauve covid" is sort of the modern man's anime nosebleed
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See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.
#growing up in southern az I was told to take 5 minute showers to conserve water#and then heard radio ads talking abt how Tucson 'has more golf courses than Scotland'
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hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.
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playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"
so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished
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Genuinely baffling how most people are willing to take actions to help nature, just..not the right ones
#this this this#I've had to explain to several people that they can't just dump Whatever into our work compost bins just bc they feel like it#I had to explain to a grown ass adult taking care of carnivorous birds#that the pellet diet fed to said carnivorous birds should not go in a produce only compost bin#and she had the audacity to get mad at me for saying it!!#she was contaminating our compost for YEARS without repercussion!!
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