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starting a collection

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AS MY FRIEND CATCHES THE FEAR OF GOD BETWEEN MY KITCHEN DOORWAY I SHAKE TIL I FEEL GOOD AGAIN AT LEAST TIL I AM NUMB AGAIN AS MY FRIEND CATCHES THE FEAR OF GOD BETWEEN MY KITCHEN DOORWAY I SHAKE TIL I FEEL GOOD AGAIN AT LEAST TIL I AM NUMB AGAIN NO LOVE NO HEARTBREAK WE HAVE CONDITIONED IT ALL OUT SCIENCE IS ACHING TO ANNOUNCE THERES NO MORE LOVE NO MORE HEARTBREAK WE STAND ETERNALLY RENOUNCED RAINBOWS ARE LEAKING OUT OF MY MOUTH NO LOVE NO HEARTBREAK WE HAVE CONDITIONED IT ALL OUT SCIENCE IS ACHING TO ANNOUNCE THERES NO MORE LOVE NO MORE HEARTBREAK WE STAND ETERNALLY RENOUNCED RAINBOWS ARE LEAKING OUT OF MY MOUTH

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Lowkey whats the point

honestly ive stopped looking for some big revelation. ive just started saving up to buy pain au chocolat once a week and letting that be it for now

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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Guy who learns kung fu, then realizes kung fu can be defeated by MMA so he learns that, then realizes MMA can be defeated by guns so he buys one, then realizes that guns can be defeated by law enforcement so he becomes a lawyer, then realizes that the law can be overthrown so he becomes a paramilitary general, then realizes that naked force can be enveloped by ideology so he becomes a religious leader, then realizes that ideology is primarily determined by the means of production so he becomes an inventor, then realizes that successful invention requires a finely honed mind so he becomes a psychologist, then realizes that the mind is just part of the body so he learns kung fu

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

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bigb and etho team up would be the most relaxed chilled-out bastard chaos-bringers on the server. etho would be like "ill be back in a bit, just gonna bring a warden up from the deep dark" and bigb will reply "cool, im gonna go convince grian that everyone is plotting against him and he needs to act now." then theyll meet up again in an hour and cloud gaze

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Gerry!

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Genre-savvy horror protagonist figures out they're in a slasher movie, simply turns around and leaves; realises too late that they're actually in an artsy character-driven psychological horror film about them slowly being driven mad by existential uncertainty over whether they've successfully escaped the narrative.

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time to bring back a classic.

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"i also noticed, on my daily flyby to see if mumbo's home- it's always nice to see a little bit of progress by mumbo, because then you know he's ok, he's doing alright- look- look who it is! it's like.. another grumbot variant!"

girl he is killing himself and putting his brain in that thing.

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haha hoho hehe and suchlike

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torture

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