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demonic-mnemonic · 10 hours ago
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haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke
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demonic-mnemonic · 10 hours ago
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The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.
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demonic-mnemonic · 10 hours ago
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brazil is the only country we know exists for sure
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demonic-mnemonic · 10 hours ago
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demonic-mnemonic · 10 hours ago
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Listening to Hotel California on the store radio and they muted the word "kill" when he says "but they just can't kill the beast" like what are we doing here has humanity not suffered enough
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demonic-mnemonic · 15 hours ago
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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!
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demonic-mnemonic · 16 hours ago
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One of those days.
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demonic-mnemonic · 16 hours ago
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demonic-mnemonic · 16 hours ago
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#the u.s government
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demonic-mnemonic · 17 hours ago
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"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.
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demonic-mnemonic · 17 hours ago
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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone
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demonic-mnemonic · 19 hours ago
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I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”
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demonic-mnemonic · 23 hours ago
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I laughed so fucking hard at this
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demonic-mnemonic · 23 hours ago
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2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published
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demonic-mnemonic · 1 day ago
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demonic-mnemonic · 1 day ago
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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.
"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"
but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.
such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.
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