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TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US

National Holiday

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this specific frame of jack black from the minecraft movie trailer looks like he just realized he threw his best friend under the bus because of a cheeky political joke just so he could keep getting booked for shitty kids movies for the rest of his life

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Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.

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it’s fucking insane that a moderator had to say “there is no state where you can kill a baby after it’s born” at a presidential debate.

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Within a few hours

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Needed to hear this

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Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

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Inflation is so fucking bad we're fantasizing about stalkers leaving groceries

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Trying to fall asleep in summer is much like the dilemma described in Katy Perry’s hit song Hot N Cold (2008).

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I am so unbearably tired of all the videos, posts, and poetry around “saving“ your mother from your father. You could travel back in time and show your mother the most depressing video of how her life will unfold with this man and she will choose him time and time again, because your mother is a grown woman who, of her own cognizant volition, chooses the same man and the same life every single day that she wakes up and breathes. Women are not victims of their own choices. Your father is not the reason that your mother is miserable, your mother is the reason that your mother is miserable and you Are a fool for thinking that you can save her from her own tragic and very fucking stupid choices. Women are abusers and that’s not your father’s fault. 

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shaved pussy just looks soooo sad she's cold and shivering like spunch bob.

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shaved pussy just looks soooo sad she's cold and shivering like spunch bob.