danielle 18 filipina and yes i love pizza and ice cream and balloons and syringe and salmon roses
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Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs
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me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
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Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.
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people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
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people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
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stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye
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Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.
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