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denofdorks-archived
Den of Dorks
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A colorful clown that appeared to be from an old 30's cartoon appears before you, driving a bumper car. "STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL 'OTHERWISES'! Come on down to the biggest gathering of dorks, freaks, idiots and geeks you've ever seen, myself incluyded! Yessiree we got it all here! Whether you wanna party all night at Freddy's, learn how to NOT make spaghetti down underground, creatures you can contain inside portable spheres, or even handsome balloon clowns! Say! That last one's ME! Isn't that somethin'? That's right folks, I tells ya you'll find no shortage of friends in this lil neighborhood! So come by and say hi!" A gruff man dressed in a yellow and plum plumber suit grumbled, "300 coins to talk to me, nerds." ((Ask/Rp Multimuse blog covering multiple fandoms! Please read rules and muse list before interaction! Have fun folks!))
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denofdorks-archived · 15 days ago
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This blog has moved! You can find me and the Dorks Here !
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denofdorks-archived · 15 days ago
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She crosses her arms at his words. There was at least remorse in there...if just a little. "....probably not...but I think we both know the first step ya gotta take...."
"You think I don't know that? I know one day they'll all choose their own lives away from home.....all I want is for them to MAKE IT to that day....Is that so wrong? Don't you want that too?"
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denofdorks-archived · 15 days ago
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"They are super pretty!" Katie agreed, lying back to watch the lights in the sky. Zack sighed, he wasn't usually one to care for the scenery much...but he had to admit, it was nice. Cory was watching intently. One eye followed one star, the other followed another star. Zack tilted his head, "Don't people make wishes on these things?"
Zack and Katie smiled and plopped down on the blanket. Cory, who was already lying down, merely rolled over into his spot. Katie giggled, "Its like a picnic!"
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denofdorks-archived · 15 days ago
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((In the coming days, this blog will be moving to become my Main! All characters will remain, the name won't change and all rp's will continue there! I'll of course post when the move happens so y'all can swap over there when the time comes! This choice was made because lately all of my muse has been for this blog...so I felt it best to convert it to my main, and move all my remaining muses to the multi (at this point just Discord, Vox and Pentious). I think that makes sense!))
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denofdorks-archived · 16 days ago
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((Anyone who's played ch 4 and rp's Kris....I foresee interesting interactions with Sans...))
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denofdorks-archived · 16 days ago
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((Cleared Ch 3 and 4 of Deltarune! Was crazy and I enjoyed it!
Got both superbosses, both hidden eggs and ch 4's extra secret boss!))
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denofdorks-archived · 16 days ago
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"Guess he doesn't know I specialize in Zappy Poke-pals! Once you get their trust and love, you can even touch em gloveless! See?" She rolled up a sleeve and pat her empty-headed frog right on his squishy noggin. While some audience members saw the scene as cute, many were shocked that Iono does, in fact, have hands.
@hailtothekingofthecards from x
"That's me, friendo! The one and only Supercharged Streamer, Iono!" She winks, her fake magnemites orbited her head with excited expressions.
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denofdorks-archived · 16 days ago
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Zack and Katie smiled and plopped down on the blanket. Cory, who was already lying down, merely rolled over into his spot. Katie giggled, "Its like a picnic!"
Katie tilted her head, "Falling stars? Those are happening tonight? Can we join you? I wanna see that!" Zack rolled his eyes, "I GUESS I can stick around to watch some stars....." Cory fell over onto his back to look up.
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denofdorks-archived · 16 days ago
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Hmm...they bet me 50 dollars for this.
[She leans down and kisses the shorter garlic-loving man.]
...not as bad as I thought!
🩷 // @hailtothekingofthecards
"WAAAAH!?" The garlic man jumped in surprise at the sudden kiss. Sure it wasn't his first time getting one, but....and this may be a shock...Wario doesn't get kissed pretty much at ALL....there was that one princess...Shokora or something? And that was it! "Who the heck- Why the heck-WHAT!?"
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denofdorks-archived · 16 days ago
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"This is a fine place for a meet-up, " Sally told Mr. Puzzles.
"Hmmm I agree its nice, no one around to interfere!" Especially mario.... "We can work with this!"
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denofdorks-archived · 17 days ago
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The first 5 Asks to send 💋 get a kiss
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denofdorks-archived · 17 days ago
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Congratz on making it into Deltarune Chapter 3, Mr Puzzles!
"What are you even talking ab- OH MY FREAKING GOD!" He facepalms. "NOT EVERY TV HEADED BEING IS ME, YOU KNOW! Ugh, its bad enough there's that fellow in Hazbin Hotel with a tv head and now this...."
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denofdorks-archived · 19 days ago
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Katie tilted her head, "Falling stars? Those are happening tonight? Can we join you? I wanna see that!" Zack rolled his eyes, "I GUESS I can stick around to watch some stars....." Cory fell over onto his back to look up.
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Danetta blinked as her Deer ears twitched, "I wanted to see the falling stars, since my big sister is working late, and I come here when the event happens"
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denofdorks-archived · 19 days ago
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"Ahh of course, splendid idea! Here's mine!" A quick jolt escaped his finger and into her phone. Her contact list now had Mr Puzzles added to it. "I'm greatly looking forward to our future endeavors!"
"WONDERFUL! I'll get the studio set up and let you know when its worthy of your presence! Gotta make sure the accommodations are just right, you know?"
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denofdorks-archived · 20 days ago
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Invade my muse’s privacy by asking them questions about their relationships romantic or otherwise.
Start it with “Kindly tell me” and they’ll be forced to answer (and truthfully).
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denofdorks-archived · 21 days ago
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“Where did you come from?” Danetta asked Cory, Katie and Zack.
Katie jumped a bit at the sudden voice and hid behind her brothers. Zack sighed, "Katie calm down, ya weenie! Its Danetta!" Katie peeked out, "Right! I knew that!"
"We just came from Uncle Mario's place! He invited us out to play Mario Kart with him and his friends! I was the best, of course!" Zack explained. Katie rolled her eyes, "Even though Cory won more than you did?" "HE CHEATED, I KNOW HE DID!" Zack huffed. Cory opened his mouth, the soundclip 'I'm about to end this man's whole career' escaped him. Katie sighed, "Anyway...what are you up to?"
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denofdorks-archived · 21 days ago
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Late Night Wanderings Sentence Starters
“What are you doing out this late?”
“This part of town isn’t a good place to be at this time of night.”
“Now what’s a pretty thing like you doing in a place like this?” 
“You do realize what time it is, right?” 
“Where are you going at this hour?” 
“The sun isn’t rising anytime soon, you know.” 
“Do you know where I am?” 
“The city looks different at night.” 
“This street is very dark…” 
“Why don’t you come stand in the light?” 
“Are you lost?” 
“I got turned around in the dark…” 
“This isn’t the time to go wandering around.”
“Only fools and trouble come out to these parts at this hour.” 
“Looking for trouble, are we?” 
“A little late to be shopping.” 
“Just coming back from the bar?” 
“Think any of the pubs are still going to be open?” 
“Trouble lurks around every shadowed corner.” 
“Woah! I didn’t see you there!”
“Where did you come from?” 
“What are you doing here?” 
“A bold move to show your face here in the shadows of night.” 
“Go home.” 
“It isn’t safe here at this time of night.” 
“You’re being watched.” 
“What are you doing still up?” 
“Looking for something?” 
“I like walking when the streets are empty.”
“It’s dangerous to walk at night alone.” 
“I know where I’m going.” 
“The trees are kind of spooky…”
“Did you hear that howl?” 
“Was…was that an owl…?” 
“This path is scary at night…” 
“The woods is no place a __ after dusk.” 
“Oh you poor soul, wandering lost in the forest under the new moon…” 
“You can’t see the stars from here…” 
“This is the witching hour.” 
“Dark beasts lurk here. Be cautious.” 
“Stay on the road!” 
“Talking a midnight stroll along the beach?” 
“The ocean is so mysterious at night…” 
“What brings you to the pier at this hour?” 
“What dangers lurk in these dark waters, I wonder.” 
“You’re going to get yourself lost one of these days.” 
🌙+ your own
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