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My favorite two minutes from Fantasy High so far

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This face Brennan pulled in the latest episode fucking cracks me up every time I look at it like what the fUCK IS HE DOING

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me when im an italian bully: just like taking spaghetti from a baby

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This is the only featured Tumblr post I’ll ever reblog

This is the ONLY Valentine’s gift idea. 

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straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *the emperor* *the scrollkeeper* *the ornamentalist* *the satirist* *the gourmand*

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this blog is pro turn signal

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black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats

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Reblog if you're on team "don't touch me without my permission but if you have my permission please never stop touching me"

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ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me

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did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

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Naughty!

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if you catch me looking at your lips when you talk, just kiss me