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&&. starter call !

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SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION

malydiawrites:

“Are you breaking up with me?” “Are you having nightmares again?” “Anything you want to say?” “Apparently, I need to grow a mustache.” “Balloons? Really?” “Be quiet!” “But what if we get caught?” “Can you not?” “Care to tell me what’s going on?” “Come find me.” “Did you even love me?” “Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?” “Don’t look at me like that.” “Don’t touch me.” “Do you love him/her?” “Do you love me?” “Everyone leaves.” “Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice.“  “Fine, I’ll go.” “Finally!” “Fight me for it.” “Fuck it.” “Get away from me.” “Gotcha!” “How high are you?” “How did you get here?” “I bought a goat.” “If what we had was real, how could you be fine?” “I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid.” “I hate you.” “I’ll bet you a dollar.” “I said that I’m in love with you.” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m going to kill you.” “I’m not eating that.” “Is that a chicken?” “It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good.” “Jokes on me, huh?” “Just friends?” “Just let me go.” “Just tell me the truth!“  “Kiss me.” “Kicking someone is not a form of romance.” “Let me explain.” “Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture.” “Maybe you should go.” “Maybe fuck you will be our always.” “May need you to bail me out of jail.” “Miss you.” “No. The answer is no.” “Not drunk enough for this.” “Never, ever doing that again.” “Okay, I know this looks bad…” “Please don’t.” “Please stop talking.” “Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus.” “Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach.” “Quiet! Someone’s going to hear.” “Quit being annoying.” “Really, where were you?” “Right. Of course it’s my fault.” “Silly of me to think you actually cared.” “Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple.” “So… How’s the weather?” “Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog.” “There’s something wrong with you.” “This definitely isn’t what it looks like.” “Us? There is no us.” “Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry.” “Unfortunately, she/he said no.“  “Very cute.” “We can’t do this.” “Was it just a lie?” “Wait, what did you just say?” “Wait! Hold on!“  “Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?” “What the hell?” “Why are you naked?” “Why is there silly string everywhere?” “Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?“  “Without you, I’m lost.” “X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?” “You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore.” “You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…” “Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation.” “Zelda is more important right now.“ 

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( @khakislut would like some 🍷 )

                   “I feel like I know                     you from somewhere                     and no, I swear                     this is not a bad                     pick up line.”

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(  @lupinctuum​ would like some 🍷 )

                   “Look, I’ve seen                     my fair share of                     parties and I have                     to say this one is                     absolute shit.”

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                   “I must have sensed                     it then. I invited half                     of the apartment                     to some. There are                  decent people.”

“p-lease, it’s not like you even knew who i was.”

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                   “This is why you’re                     never invited to the                     parties I throw.”

“charming. if he’d survive your allnighters and calamities you throw up there. there is still a confetti strap hanging down your balcony and i cannot remove it myself. it’s been two days.”

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                   “You know what?                     I’m gonna get a                     dog just in spite                     of them.”

“they get distracted and annoyed. good. that should’ve sent the right message.”

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Yep. Love hurts. 

(Gemma Bovery, 2014, dir: Anne Fontaine)

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&&. starter call !

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                   “I did not. I’m in the                     same situation as                     you are.”

“Well, you wouldn’t. You get to be here with me, and I have to be stuck here with you.”

“I have manners. You just don’t deserve them. You did get us stuck here.”

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                   “They are CATS.                     They don’t get the                     concept of hospitality.                     Do you have any idea                     how many times I                     got interrupted?                     U n b e l i e v a b l e.”

“you are? ugh, you’re interrupting the cats. clearly you have no sense of hospitality!”

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          A loud sigh.

                   “I don’t think it’s                     that much of a                     problem, really.”

                   “What happened                     to  m a n n e r s?”

“No, I don’t think so.”

“Shouldn’t we be trying to get out or here?”

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The list can be found here.

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❛ Damn right I’m right. I’m always right. ❜

( until dawn sentence meme — && — ask )

                   “Alright, alright. Help                    me so we can get                    this over with, then.”

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until dawn sentence meme

❛  The FUCK are you trying to do?  ❜ ❛  You want to ruin our fun that bad? ❜ ❛  Did you see it?  ❜ ❛  You were looking at your phone! What, are you tweeting?  ❜ ❛  I feel like someone’s watching us.  ❜ ❛  Well it’s definitely creepy down here.   ❜ ❛  Understand the palm of my hand, bitch!  ❜ ❛  Boom. Butterfly effect.  ❜ ❛  At least I can think. 4.0, bitch.  ❜ ❛  Suck on that when you’re trying to sleep your way into a job.  ❜ ❛  Sleepover! Can we order pizza?  ❜ ❛  Go suck an egg!  ❜ ❛  Oh, yeah, we’re sooo gonna make out. ❜ ❛  If it were me, I wouldn’t want this place to burn down on my watch.  ❜ ❛  Oh did you not hear me? Was your sluttiness too loud?  ❜ ❛  Right, because she gave a shit about your designer letter jacket.  ❜ ❛  Damn right I’m right. I’m always right.  ❜ ❛  Don’t think, you idiot!  ❜ ❛  You couldn’t buy a moldy loaf of bread with your skanky ass.  ❜ ❛  Who needs grades when you’ve got ALL the natural advantages you can handle?  ❜ ❛  That bitch is on crack or something.  ❜ ❛  Have fun with the peanut gallery.  ❜ ❛  I’m supposed to be his best friend and I let him down.  ❜ ❛  Every second that I spent with you was the only thing I wanted to do with my time.  ❜ ❛  I should have told you how i felt.  ❜ ❛  Have whatever you want. You just take whatever you want anyways, right?  ❜ ❛  You rock. A-plus, would buy again.  ❜ ❛  Why do you hate my jacket?  ❜ ❛  When are you gonna take her to the bonezone?  ❜ ❛  I just want to rip her parka right off of her… make some snow angels, am I right?  ❜ ❛  No… you’re not real! No… you’re not…  ❜ ❛  Jesus hot sauce Christmas cake, this is fucking unbelievable.  ❜ ❛  We’re freezing our buns off out here.  ❜ ❛  Hey… come back safe.  ❜ ❛  Well, this isn’t the internet. This is real life.  ❜ ❛  Whoah, easy there cowboy.  ❜ ❛  You guys are jerks, you know that?  ❜

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                   “I’m the loud neighbor                     upstairs. If you are the                     one filing all those                     complaints, I’m very                     d i s a p p o i n t e d.” 

“fine. i’m the crazy cat lady that lives in 3B.”

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&&. open

                  “You know, if we’re                    stuck here, we might                    as well introduce                    ourselves.”