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the fact of the matter is that a lot of people want to get away from the chains the concept + societal enforcement of nuclear heterosexual family places on them, but they don't interrogate what those chains are or how they function, and so you inevitably end up with a lot of things that purportedly subvert the status quo but do in fact carry key ideas of the status quo within it. you hate heterosexual romance, but you treat having a partner as an all-important life goal. you hate how your own parents treated you, but you don't view children as people. many such cases!

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top 5 video game tips that also work in real life

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when I've already decided I want to waste a higher-up's time sometimes I'll say "let me check how the schedule looks first" and then quickly start typing some lyrics just loud enough to pick up over the call to give them false hope with some elegance about it

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artist reportedly downloading yet another rough pencil brush. when asked for comment, said "it's about variety"

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oh for sure

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spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle

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A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

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meowing is an effective way to locate other allied combatants in low visibility conditions

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imagine a goat with a hat

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what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

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THE GOAT.

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Did you just crunch a lettuce at me dude You are out of control lol

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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

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my ena dream bbq dream where we could carry theodora around and rotate her in our hand . and she would tell us places she wanted to go to

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bosohurricane

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our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary

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a vodka and some warrior cats on the patio this afternoon

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