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What if I just hibernate through this pandemic since we cant go outside?

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THIS WAS INSPIRED BY MULTIPLE CREATORS SUCH AS THOMAS SANDERS AND THE CREATOR OF IF VIRGIL HAD FANGS. -Ep.1-

(Virgil is in his room led down in the middle of the room)

Virgil: Why did I have to be a dark side? (Sits up) I wish I could go and be a light side... Maybe I can!

(Virgil walks out of his room to see Remus and Deceit)

(Virgil walks past both of them)

Remus: Did he just-

Deceit: he never comes out of his room...

Remus: Well that is suprising.

(Virgil sits down on the sofa)

Virgil: Thomas hasn't actually seen me... he only knows I exist because the light sides have told him about me... I'm going to go to the light sides!

(Virgil walks goes to walk out the room)

Virgil: wait... my fangs... how will they react?

(Virgil walks off)

(Fast forward a few months)

- virgil has now become a light side but the light sides do not know his name -

(Roman and Logan are sat down on the sofa, Logan is reading a book while Roman is staring at Virgil. Patton is in the background cleaning.)

Roman: (to Logan) PSST... What's with the new guy?

Logan: (looks up to face Roman) what do you mean?

Roman: he hasn't said a single word!

Patton: (stops cleaning and walks over to Logan and Roman) Be nice you two! The boy's just shy!

Roman: We dont even know his name!

Virgil: (covers mouth to hide his fangs) Y-you can call me Anxiety... (he stutters)

(Patton smiles at them and goes back to cleaning)

(Skip to a few hours later)

(Anxiety is on his phone. The others are in the other room)

Patton: Anxiety, kiddo! Wanna join us over here!? (He shouts from the other room)

(Anxiety walks over to them)

Patton: Okay great! (He says cheerfully) I wanna try out a new joke on you guys! I bought shoes... From a drug dealer! I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've bee trippin all day! (He smiles)

(Roman and Logan walk away not amused)

(Patton smiles awkwardly)

Anxiety: (covers mouth) hey Patton...

(Patton looks over to him)

Anxiety: The graveyards around here are pretty crowded... People must be dying to get in... (he smiles awkwardly)

(Patton's face lights up)

(Anxiety giggles nervously trying not to show his teeth, he takes a deep breath and smiles showing his fangs)

Anxiety: P-Patton (he stutters)

Patton: (whispers) Fish are friends not food.

Patton: Oh my goodness! Your teeth! They're so sharp! (He looks at his fangs).

Patton: (anxiety turns around) Woah, wait... Is this why you cover your mouth and never eat around us? Look kiddo, I know we are still sort of strangers to you right now, but you can trust us, or at least trust me. (Smiles at anxiety)

Anxiety: (turns back around to face Patton) Patton it's not that easy... I---

(Logan walks into the room and cuts off anxiety)

Logan: Patton have you seen my copy of--- (he stops and stands in front of patton, patton is hiding anxiety) what's going on here? (He crosses his arms).

Patton: Nothing is going on here Lo! Just two friends hanging out! Am I right? (He looks worried)

Logan: You're clearly lying but if nothing is going on I shall retrieve my book. (Walks over to get book from sofa but stops once he is in front of Anxiety) Although... (turns to face Anxiety) I do find it suspicious in itself that Patton would feel the need to lie at all, especially considering this new behaviour is starting upon your arrival.

(Anxiety puts his hood up and tries to cover his face)

Patton: Logan! Anxiety didnt do anything wrong! Stop crimalising him!

(Anxiety hides behind Patton)

Logan: *cough* um... I didn't mean to offend...

Patton: oh okay! I believe you! Buuuuut, I think you owe Anxiety an apology, you made him feel uncomfortable when we should be trying to make him feel at home!

Logan: Very well patton. Anxiety, although my accusation was warranted, and supported by reason, apparently an apology is in order.

(Patton smiles at Anxiety)

Patton: that's the best you'll get from Lo, he has a hard time admitting when he is wrong.

Logan: well that is the most truthful apology I can supply. (Frowns) I am to assume it was satisfactory and I was not wrong. Correct?

Anxiety: (forgets to cover his mouth - scared) Y-yes sir!

(Patton looks at Anxiety and Anxiety realises he forgot to cover his mouth)

Anxiety: (stutters) U-uh... Your dreaming! (He says looking scared)

Logan: (looking angry) Do not insult my intelligence. I an to assume the teeth however, is the main cause to your suspicious behaviour, (looks over to Patton) as well as Patton's attempted secrecy.

Patton: haha... see Logan, nothing bad, just some sharpened choppers in a non threatening mouth!

Logan: Yes, I suppose that is correct. Despite that I still have a few questions. Alright firstly:

(Amxiety looks as if he is confused as he is trying to process everything)

Logan: (gets out notebook) Do you have any dietary restrictions? Is it to my understanding that creatures with sharp teeth only eat meat---

Patton: Alright Lo, let's not overwhelm Anxiety. (Turns to face Anxiety) Do you have any dietary restrictions though?

Anxiety: U-uh well... (he stumbled over his words) I guess I only eat meat, it's harder to chew softer things. (Logan writes this information down)

Logan: well I will collect more data at a more ideal time. (He closed his book) I must admit, you seem rather fascinating, in a mysterious sense at least.

(Patton's face lights up)

Patton: Oh my gosh! Let's get Roman down here! I can make steak for dinner in celebration! (He smiles)

(Roman walks into the room)

Roman: Did somebody say, 'Roman'. (Looks at the three of them stood there) what's this? A family meeting without everyone's favourite prince? (Overdramatic) Alas, you advertise your loyalty and I dont believe there is a single person you loved that you didnt eventually betray.

(All three look confused)

Logan: The fall?

Patton: Well, I'm going to get started on dinner. It'll be a little while so you kiddos just relax, why dont you watch a movie?

(A little while later)

(Logan and Anxiety are sat next to each other, Roman is opposite Anxiety)

Roman: Pretending to be mute again? (He says confidently)

(Anxiety doesn't say a word)

Roman: Seems like you were getting on just fine before with Logan earlier.

(Roman smirks, Logan frowns at Roman)

Logan: Leave him alone Roman.

Roman: Fine... (Rolls eyes)

Patton: Hey kiddos! Sorry for the wait. (Patton places the plates of food down onto the table carefully)

Logan: No worries Patton.

(Anxiety looks at the food, Roman turns away to face Patton)

Roman: Pardon me Padre, but I think you may have undercooked one of those cows.

(Anxiety starts eating the meat straight away)

Patton: huh? (Turns to face Anxiety) uh...

(Roman looks at Anxiety)

(Realisation floods anxiety)

(Roman looks scared)

(Patton looks worried)

(Anxiety is worried and scared)

(Logan doesn't look bothered at all)

Patton: R-Roman... calm down...

(Roman pulls out his sword)

Patton: Roman!!!

Roman: (pulls out sword) Logan, Patton! STAY BACK! A mysterious lodger appears to have a malintent!

Patton: Roman, calm down! I really dont think--

Roman: This is your last chance to surrender! VILLIAN!

Patton: Woah, woah! No surrender needed!

Roman: No surrender or fight! (Angrily)

Anxiety: (looking terrified) I-I surrender! (Backs away)

Roman: (stops and lowers sword) huh? I dont think that's ever worked...

Patton: oh anxiety, you dont have to surrender. (Turns to face Roman) Roman!!! You're scaring him!

Roman: He is EVIL! He has FANGS!!!

Logan: (walks over to were the other two are standing) Patton is right, you're being irrational.

Roman: Hey! (Looks at Logan)

Logan: Besides, he couldn't fight you. Just look at him, he's terrified.

Anxiety: (stutters) that-that is very correct...

Roman: Wow.. that was so pathetic... I almost feel bad...

Patton: oh kiddo.. (walks over to Anxiety to reassure him)

Roman: like I was going for a surprise attack, but, wow... (Roman is talking over patton. Patton is trying to calm Anxiety) So easy... Too easy... Maybe he has a sinister plan! We should be ready! He could strike at any---

Logan: (interrupts him) I doubt that.

(Patton is still trying to reassure Anxiety)

Patton: Its okay kiddo, just listen to my voice. It will be okay. (Puts hand on Anxiety's shoulder)

Roman: Logan, your being a fool. Don't you sense peril? (Turns to face Logan crossing his arms)

Logan: *sighs* did you injure your head? Are we seeing two different people? (Looking angry and confused)

Roman: Woah there!!! Careful Patton! (Looking scared, Patton is still trying to calm Anxiety)

Logan: (says calmly) You're being over dramatic.

Patton: Hey, it's okay kiddo (still trying to reassure anxiety)

Roman: He cant hear me! (Angrily)

Logan: Yes he can...

Roman: PATTON!!! (Trying to get Patton's attention)

Anxiety: (breathes out) I-I feel better now (smiles)

(Logan and Roman look suprised)

-END OF EP.1-

#sandersides #thomassanders #virgilsanders #anxiety #pattonsanders #romansanders #logansanders #remus #deceit

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Being able to make these easily is one of my favorite things about tiktok :D

And what better way to break an art block than by enabling me to make living shitposts xD

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Another one of my favourites

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This is my favourite sandersides au

they’ll figure it out eventually 

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