depressedwetnapkin
depressedwetnapkin
A Hazard
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Every full moon I awake from my slumber, break out of my cage, and post something funny
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depressedwetnapkin · 3 months ago
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WETLAND ECOSYSTEM RAAAAAAA 🦅🦅🦅
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depressedwetnapkin · 4 months ago
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Just finished Ironheart and would like to add Ayla to the list of illiterate child rebels
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depressedwetnapkin · 5 months ago
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depressedwetnapkin · 8 months ago
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depressedwetnapkin · 1 year ago
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3rd cup of coffee. Might drink later. These machines are testing me today. Might make for a good state to write alloromantic people.
Anyway did I ever tell you guys that Islanzadí has an older brother in MIC? And that he’s a rider?
His dragon’s purple.
*sluuuurrrrrrrrlps coffee*
Aaahhhhhh.
*peers into mug*
Totally unrelated but that Kialandí guy sure is an ass, isn’t he?
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depressedwetnapkin · 1 year ago
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It was fine until the Chica-Pikachu hatefuck baby 😭
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@doodle-do-wop @quack-snail-umbrella @lylilorden @superblysubparhuman
twas tagged by @notpetewentzx ^-^
da rules: go search "your name + core" on pintrest, post the first six photos, and tag 6 more people!!
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i'm not gonna lie. one half fits, the other half is conflicting on what it means for me, but still just works?
get tagged dorks: @another-toy-to-break , @santas-jolly-backhand-of-chaos, @grandtheftcanoe @valdier, @sweetrebeljellyfish, @thesilenceoff
no purchase necessary 🐊 (participation not required)
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depressedwetnapkin · 1 year ago
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Reblog this post if your aromantic and/or asexual
I'm trying to prove a point
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depressedwetnapkin · 2 years ago
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Catherine: I'm twice the man my father was
Townsend: You're not even a man
Catherine: 2 x 0 is still 0
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depressedwetnapkin · 2 years ago
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Real footage of Du Weldenvarden repelling the Forsworn
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depressedwetnapkin · 2 years ago
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Inheritance AU where the only thing that changes is Eragon n Co sneaking into Galbatorix's castle Mulan style by pretending to be concubines
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depressedwetnapkin · 2 years ago
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Arya: ...Would you like to play hide and seek?
Murtagh: I play that all the time with my dad!
Arya: Oh that's co-
Murtagh: But can we play the version where you don't get hit when the seeker finds you?
Arya: What the fuck
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depressedwetnapkin · 2 years ago
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depressedwetnapkin · 2 years ago
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Nidhwal?
You mean a Mososaur?
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depressedwetnapkin · 2 years ago
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depressedwetnapkin · 2 years ago
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NO THAT FUCKING IMAGE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE ITS EVERYWHERE I CANT ESCAPE IT
joshua hallal hair
what is it
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depressedwetnapkin · 2 years ago
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The Rats
Guys why hasn't anyone ever dared to ask the question...
Who are Tina Walters' sources?
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depressedwetnapkin · 2 years ago
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Catherine: Girl your roots are showing so much and- did you even wash your hair while running away from me? We gotta fix that. STEVE! GET THE DYE AND SCISSORS!
Cammie: Blease just let me leave
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