Every full moon I awake from my slumber, break out of my cage, and post something funny
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Just finished Ironheart and would like to add Ayla to the list of illiterate child rebels
#crier's war#Ayla my new favorite sewer rat#can she read?#no#but she's got a knife a dream and a big fat gay crush
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#gallagher girls#the inheritance cycle#star wars#a song of ice and fire#the hunger games#percy jackson#if you squint#Guys give them a break they don't even know y=mx+b#cameron morgan#eragon shadeslayer#luke skywalker#robert baratheon#ned stark#katniss everdeen#the devil went down to georgia#technically
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3rd cup of coffee. Might drink later. These machines are testing me today. Might make for a good state to write alloromantic people.
Anyway did I ever tell you guys that Islanzadí has an older brother in MIC? And that he’s a rider?
His dragon’s purple.
*sluuuurrrrrrrrlps coffee*
Aaahhhhhh.
*peers into mug*
Totally unrelated but that Kialandí guy sure is an ass, isn’t he?
#YOU CAN'T JUST DROP ARCHIVED LORE LIKE THAT WITHOUTH ELABORATING#Family reunions must be really awkward#“Hey there sis! Remember that guy you fell in love and had a child with?”#“He's dead now”
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It was fine until the Chica-Pikachu hatefuck baby 😭
@doodle-do-wop @quack-snail-umbrella @lylilorden @superblysubparhuman
twas tagged by @notpetewentzx ^-^
da rules: go search "your name + core" on pintrest, post the first six photos, and tag 6 more people!!
i'm not gonna lie. one half fits, the other half is conflicting on what it means for me, but still just works?
get tagged dorks: @another-toy-to-break , @santas-jolly-backhand-of-chaos, @grandtheftcanoe @valdier, @sweetrebeljellyfish, @thesilenceoff
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Reblog this post if your aromantic and/or asexual
I'm trying to prove a point
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Catherine: I'm twice the man my father was
Townsend: You're not even a man
Catherine: 2 x 0 is still 0
#gallagher girls#catherine goode#edward townsend#Towsend just sits there while she rants#Who tf even are Catherine's parents#They should've gotten her a therapist
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Real footage of Du Weldenvarden repelling the Forsworn
#the inheritance cycle#inheritance cycle#elves#That forest has got to be sentient at this point#oh shit Linnea right#anyways#imagine getting lost in a forest only to find a fucking cabage launching little cablets at a poached
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Inheritance AU where the only thing that changes is Eragon n Co sneaking into Galbatorix's castle Mulan style by pretending to be concubines
#eragon shadeslayer#eragon#arya drottningu#inheritance cycle#Not Elva tho#since she's like 2#She's hiding under Blöhdgarm's massive skirt#Arya put eyeliner on Eragon and then laughed in his face when he tried walking in heels#He's making his big speech to Galby when his apple tits fall out#the inheritance cycle
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Arya: ...Would you like to play hide and seek?
Murtagh: I play that all the time with my dad!
Arya: Oh that's co-
Murtagh: But can we play the version where you don't get hit when the seeker finds you?
Arya: What the fuck
#Islanzadí and Selena are talking over wine#Morzan and Brom decided to have a 'chat' in the room#Nobody is stopping Morzan's dragon from eating the bystanders#A nice protein filled snack
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#the inheritance cycle#inheritance cycle#Morzan#Islanzadi#Brom made both of them go#Took the class and still managed to end up shitty#Same thing but with Arya and Murtagh getting therapy
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Nidhwal?
You mean a Mososaur?
#listen they're the same thing#Eragon in the Cretaceous Period#Om nom nom#the inheritance cycle#eragon shadeslayer#eragon#mosasaurus#Just a lil goofy guy trying to stay alive
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#the inheritance cycle#inheritance cycle#arya drottningu#eragon shadeslayer#roran stronghammer#murtagh morzansson#Katrina#Brom#Oromis is the therapist#Honestly they all need therapy#But do they ever get it?#No
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NO THAT FUCKING IMAGE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE ITS EVERYWHERE I CANT ESCAPE IT
joshua hallal hair
what is it
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The Rats
Guys why hasn't anyone ever dared to ask the question...
Who are Tina Walters' sources?
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Catherine: Girl your roots are showing so much and- did you even wash your hair while running away from me? We gotta fix that. STEVE! GET THE DYE AND SCISSORS!
Cammie: Blease just let me leave
#gallagher girls#cameron morgan#catherine goode#deranged hairdresser Catherine#the real torture was the hairstyles she tried on Cammie#Its why Zach ran away from Blackthorne#he didnt want any more embarrassing hairstyles
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