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My sister saw this one in the wild. I believe it was at a historic battlefield, which might explain the sort of staff who write signs like this

I love how it goes from silly

To ominous

i m m e d i a t e l y

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why bother caring about the environment when 1. It’s so obviously a lost cause and 2. There’s definitely going to be a nuclear war?

And what are you doing about it Anon? Learn about ecological restoration or get out of my way.

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Please please please

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he did nawt have to say that

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today is not my birthday

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“how is annabeth head of athena cabin” have you ever met an autistic 12 year old girl. she’s running that shit like the navy

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A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

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How do I tell my friends that I miss them and want to hear all about their day and be checked in on without sounding desperate?

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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(Source)

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what a beautiful day to not be in high school

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Soon.

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Happy Hummus Day to those who celebrate! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

It is literally the perfect date…for hummus—

ᵀᴴᴵˢ ᴶᴼᴷᴱ ᴵˢ ᴳᴱᵀᵀᴵᴺᴳ ᴬᵂᴬᵞ ᶠᴿᴼᴹ ᴹᴱ

😅

Ok, who brought chips and veggies? 🧺

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Miss Rhode Island’s answer to the question “Describe your perfect date” in Miss Congeniality was actually used as an answer in a real beauty pageant (x).